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90 Dairy Cows Farted So Much Nasty Gas, They Blew Up A Barn!

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Gross!

But also cool!

But mostly gross!

A bunch of cows on a dairy farm in Rasdorf, Germany — 90 of them, actually — decided to rip farts all at once and blow up their barn. There's no actual proof that they conspired to explode the barn in an escape attempt, but it's written all over this thing!

Cows are NOT as good at math as they are grammar and history, so when they finally let'em rip out of their giant cow butts while chilling in their farm shed… well, they miscowculated!

It's a story as old as time: too much methane built up, and then the cows initiated the 'static electric charge' that ’caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames.' BOOM!

Luckily, none of the cows exploded with the fart-bomb, but one did have to be treated for some burns!

We wonder if there will be a Craigslist missed connection popping up after this incident — though there's no word on whether or not Taco Bell was directly involved.

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Ke$ha Straddles A Mechanical Bull In Pitbull's Timber Music Video!

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This music video would make any ghost want to have sex with Ke$ha!

Pitbull, the mister recently known worldwide for nailing his hosting duties for the AMAs, is in the hoedown to end all hoedown in Timber's music video!

Yeehaw! Grab your partner by the horns!

With Pitbull trying to pet sharks, Ke$ha riding a mechanical bull, chopping wood with barely anything on, and caressing herself on a farm, this music video has everything and more!

Oh, did we mention there's a random pig swimming in the water? Well, there's a random pig swimming in the water! Watch it for that little guy alone!

Or do it for the fact that Ke$ha grabs her boobs at one point. That too.

Ch-ch-check out the music video (above)!!!

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