A-ha! The Grinch speaks!
As we all know, The Real Housewives of New Jersey's very own sociopath and prostitution whore, Danielle Staub, made a sex tape a while back that's being distributed by Hustler in a few weeks.
Like any mentally unstable famewhore, she's speaking out about the entire debacle, and is truly convincing when she claims that it was stolen and released without her consent!
"It was stolen. Then I just decided, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. What am I left to do? This isn't something I chose to have released, but it's out there, and there's nothing I can do about it."
Well doesn't she just sound devastated? LOLZ!
And as if that isn't insane enough, she goes on to compare her tape to Kendra's:
"I haven't seen hers. I haven't seen mine, either, but … if it's going to do anything, I would hope it does better."
But of course!
We can't even laugh at this shiz, because we're chilled to the bone by the numbing reality that there are two children in this world who have to look at that HOrrific woman and address her as mom!
[Image via WENN.]