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Gary Busey Is Praying for Charlie Sheen

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Let's say that again:

Gary Busey…is praying for Charlie Sheen.

There are so many things wrong with that sentence, we don't even know where to begin.

In this world gone mad, Gary currently finds himself to be a mildly-sought after reality star and thus, he has all these interviews lined up with actual, reputable sources. And they want to talk to him not because he's on the teetering edge of Looneyville, but because they want his insight on Charlie's antics.

Someone call us Alanis Morrisette. It's time for Ironic, Part Deux!

While also plugging his role on the Celebrity Apprentice (that's right..Gary Busey can get hired, but not Charlie!), he offered this in response to Charlie's newfound bat-shiz crayzay antics:

"Charlie is in a taGaryBuseyOct07ilspin. Charlie's got to understand what the truth is. The beautiful thing about the truth is that it requires no questions. I want Charlie to get up out of the mud and reclaim his life and I'm praying for him. The advice I have for him is to look at himself and the truth in his heart, because what he's doing is not true to his heart."

Maybe it is, Gary. We're still not exactly sure how tiger blood affects the human anatomy, so perhaps what Charlie is doing is true to his thumping, roaring ticker engorge with feline fluid!

So, Charlie…even Gary Busey is telling you to get help.

Welcome to rock bottom, population YOU!

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Taiwanese News Channel Animates Royal Engagement!

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Royal Wedding Fever has hit Taiwan!

Check out their animated (because we wouldn't want it any other way!) interpretation of Prince William's engagement to Kate Middleton (above)!

Sooo romantic! LOLz!

We can't get enough of these things!

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Plead Inception Insanity! Leo's Slasher To Stand Trial!

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Leonardo DiCaprio's face has healed, but the trial against the woman who slashed his face with a piece of glass has just begun!

The woman accused of cutting Leo's face at a party back in 2005 has been ordered to stand trial on one count of assault with a deadly weapon. Until then, she remains in lockup, insisting that she is not guilty.

She better get comfortable there! We imagine she won't be going anywhere, anytime soon.

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No! Shirlena Johnson aXed from X Factor!!!

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C'mon! She was entertaining! What gives?!?!

Shirlena Johnson performed a magical "musical exorcism," as Simon Cowell put it, last week on X Factor. The weird performance landed her a spot to compete in the following week, but no more!

Sources confirm that she was cut from the show after she "misled" producers regarding her mental illness.

Um, we don't know how one would be misled by that after watching her performance! Clearly, she is CRAZY PANTS!

Check out her audition video (above) to see if you agree!

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Alleged Baby Mama Denies Michael Jackson Love Child!


We knew this bitch was just plain bat-shit!

Mocienne Petit Jackson claims to have been the illegitimate love child of Michael Jackson and Diana Ross's sister, and has requested a DNA test to prove it's true!

However, Dr. Barbara Ross-Lee, the alleged baby mama, has come forward to refute these claims, and says that not only is Mocienne not her daughter, but she is "delusional."

According to Ross-Lee, she hadn't even met Michael in 1975, the year Mocienne alleges she was conceived, and that the woman has repeatedly contacted her and even harrassed her at her office to the point where the police became involved!

Scary! This woman is a PSYCHO!

Someone just give her a DNA test so the world can know once and of for all that this is all bullshit!


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Brit Brit Returns The Favor, Reaches Out To MELtdown Gibson!


We understand why she's doing it, but we really wish she wouldn't! That poor girl has had enough crazy in her life!

While the mere thought of Mel Gibson sends most people running for the hills these days, our most beloved Britney Jean Spears has apparently reached out to him!

If you remember what we like to call 'The Dark Days,' AKA when Brit Brit was melting down faster than the weave glue on her scalp, Mel and his ex-wife Robyn were extremely supportive of the pop star, and even vacationed with her in Costa Rica!

Now Brit Brit is returning the favor!

A source explains:

“Mel has been talking to her a lot, they speak on the phone. Mel was one of the only people who reached out to help Britney when she was at her lowest point, and she believes that demonstrates what a loving and wonderful man he is. She wants people to give him a second chance — just like he gave her one when everyone else turned away.”

What a sweet gesture!

Unfortunately, we think she needs to realize that what she was going through was EXTREMELY different than the mess he's gotten himself into, and we hope she's careful!

That's a lot of hate and a lot of explosive anger to involve yourself with! Don't let him drag you down with him, bb!


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MELtdown Has To Give His Guns To The Court!


Good! And get sharp objects away from him, while you're at it!

During yesterday's hearing, MELtdown Gibson was ordered by the court to surrender all of the firearms he owns!

His baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva, was also asked to turn over her cell phone, which is believed to have evidence regarding their domestic violence case!

A source reveals:

"Mel has been ordered to surrender all firearms that he owns. Judge Scott Gordon made the ruling and Mel will be required to submit a declaration with the court within 24 hours of Thursday's hearing proving that he has done so. Oksana must turn her iPhone over as well."

It will be very inneresting to see what kind of evidence is uncovered from Oksana's phone!

Unfortunately, we think MELtdown is so unstable and violent that he could turn anything into a weapon! We hope people are keeping an eye on him!


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