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Gary Busey Is Praying for Charlie Sheen

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Let's say that again:

Gary Busey…is praying for Charlie Sheen.

There are so many things wrong with that sentence, we don't even know where to begin.

In this world gone mad, Gary currently finds himself to be a mildly-sought after reality star and thus, he has all these interviews lined up with actual, reputable sources. And they want to talk to him not because he's on the teetering edge of Looneyville, but because they want his insight on Charlie's antics.

Someone call us Alanis Morrisette. It's time for Ironic, Part Deux!

While also plugging his role on the Celebrity Apprentice (that's right..Gary Busey can get hired, but not Charlie!), he offered this in response to Charlie's newfound bat-shiz crayzay antics:

"Charlie is in a taGaryBuseyOct07ilspin. Charlie's got to understand what the truth is. The beautiful thing about the truth is that it requires no questions. I want Charlie to get up out of the mud and reclaim his life and I'm praying for him. The advice I have for him is to look at himself and the truth in his heart, because what he's doing is not true to his heart."

Maybe it is, Gary. We're still not exactly sure how tiger blood affects the human anatomy, so perhaps what Charlie is doing is true to his thumping, roaring ticker engorge with feline fluid!

So, Charlie…even Gary Busey is telling you to get help.

Welcome to rock bottom, population YOU!

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Taiwanese News Channel Animates Royal Engagement!

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Royal Wedding Fever has hit Taiwan!

Check out their animated (because we wouldn't want it any other way!) interpretation of Prince William's engagement to Kate Middleton (above)!

Sooo romantic! LOLz!

We can't get enough of these things!

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Plead Inception Insanity! Leo's Slasher To Stand Trial!

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Leonardo DiCaprio's face has healed, but the trial against the woman who slashed his face with a piece of glass has just begun!

The woman accused of cutting Leo's face at a party back in 2005 has been ordered to stand trial on one count of assault with a deadly weapon. Until then, she remains in lockup, insisting that she is not guilty.

She better get comfortable there! We imagine she won't be going anywhere, anytime soon.

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No! Shirlena Johnson aXed from X Factor!!!

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C'mon! She was entertaining! What gives?!?!

Shirlena Johnson performed a magical "musical exorcism," as Simon Cowell put it, last week on X Factor. The weird performance landed her a spot to compete in the following week, but no more!

Sources confirm that she was cut from the show after she "misled" producers regarding her mental illness.

Um, we don't know how one would be misled by that after watching her performance! Clearly, she is CRAZY PANTS!

Check out her audition video (above) to see if you agree!

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Alleged Baby Mama Denies Michael Jackson Love Child!

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We knew this bitch was just plain bat-shit!

Mocienne Petit Jackson claims to have been the illegitimate love child of Michael Jackson and Diana Ross's sister, and has requested a DNA test to prove it's true!

However, Dr. Barbara Ross-Lee, the alleged baby mama, has come forward to refute these claims, and says that not only is Mocienne not her daughter, but she is "delusional."

According to Ross-Lee, she hadn't even met Michael in 1975, the year Mocienne alleges she was conceived, and that the woman has repeatedly contacted her and even harrassed her at her office to the point where the police became involved!

Scary! This woman is a PSYCHO!

Someone just give her a DNA test so the world can know once and of for all that this is all bullshit!

Thoughts??

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