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Octo-Mom Is Looking For Love On Reality Television!

Octo-Mom Is Looking For Love On Reality Television

Ohh boy! This ought to be good!

Attention, single gentlemen who don't mind obscene amount of children, because Octo-Mom AKA Nadya Suleman is on the market, and is looking for a potential suitor - on the dating show Celebridate!

She reveals:

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Just STOP! Charlie Sheen Continues The Insane Tirades!

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He really just needs to stop.

Now that Charlie Sheen has essentially gone and killed his career in one, epic, erratic and borderline delusional swoop, one would think that he'd shut his mouth and attempt to do some damage control, but unfortunately, it seems that he's functioning on a previously unprecedented level of denial, and has continued yapping to the press!

"They have awoken a sleeping giant. This is me warming up. If I'm misunderstood after yesterday then people are worse off than I thought."

Well, isn't that funny? We would have said the same thing about him!

He also once again lashed out at Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre:

“Defeat is not an option. They know what they did was wrong they are in absolute breach [of contract] I did nothing wrong. I expressed an opinion, I have the first amendment and I have an army marching behind me, to quote Eminem. I put a billion dollars in the studio’s pockets and I put half a billion dollars in Chuck’s pocket. I should of been walking in to massages and hand jobs. Yeah, I said it! [The show's producers] kept getting up into my grill, kept tell me how to live my personal life.. I'm saying 'back off back off' and they wouldn't. I'm the type of guy who doesn't hassle anybody…I think everybody’s got a black belt and a gun..so..I don’t get in anybody’s business. I kept asking for that respect and I couldn't get it, I couldn't get it. These guys are a couple of AA Nazis and just blatant hypocrites. They just do not practice what they preach it’s so transparent and so sad.”

Good lord.

Unfortunately for Charlie, we think everyone can agree that what's more sad and transparent is this petulant, childlike refusal to realize why he is in the situation that he is in, and how terribly his choices have affected not only his co-workers, but essentially everyone in his life.

Thoughts??

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The Crazy Quaids Slapped With A Restraining Order!

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What the hell is this shiz?! Are they just IMAGINING that these houses belong to them?!

The batshit crazy Quaids are once again in legal trouble, and have been slapped with a restraining order for breaking into ANOTHER home that doesn't belong to them and illegally squatting in it!

Lannette Turicchi, who owns the home that the insane couple ransacked in Montecito, has filed the TRO because they now claim to own ANOTHER property that they believe to be theirs in Pasadena!

According to a source:

"The Quaids showed up at the house in Pasadena on Sunday, September 26, demanding that the owner give it over to them. The owner told me that the Quaids had ransacked their home in Montecito, and now she's afraid of Evi's mental state and she's had to send her children away for their own safety."

The nutso duo are required to stay 200 from Turicchi and her family's home, workplace, car, school, or daycare.

YEESH! Good luck keeping them away!

These two tend to whatever the eff they want, regardless of the law!

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Real Housewives' White House Crasher's Messy Legal Battle With Mother-In-Law!

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The latest crazy to be picked off the streets and thrown into the Real Housewives franchise, Real Housewives of Washington DC star and notorious White House crasher Michaele Salahi, was allegedly up to her skinny ass in a legal battle against her mother-in-law over lost wages from their family's 'winery!'

The reality star reportedly filed a complaint with the Virginia Department of Labor and Industry two years ago when she had yet to see any income for her time spent working at the Oasis Vineyard, which has been featured on the series - although we're not sure there was any actual wine there. She asked for $14,880 plus interest.

Her equally-if-not-more-insane husband Tareq's mother, Corinne, however, claims that Michaele "added no value to Oasis Vineyard, Inc. and, even if she did, the claim for wages we reviewed is grossly inflated."

She also asserts that the wack-a-doodle was never employed by her, and a court-appointed receiver "did not authorize the hiring of Ms. Salahi and has previously rejected her claim. At the time, Ms. Salahi was working for a competing organization owned by her husband, Tareq Salahi, Oasis Enterprises, Inc, and/or for her own wine distributorship, Virginia Wine Country Distributors, Inc."

Michaele responded with the following letter:

"I am sorry that they are not being honest with you that I worked EXCLUSIVELY for OASIS and there WAS NO TIME FOR ANYTHING ELSE…I have added Great Value to that company and to the expense of my own well being. My day's [sic] there from July - to January were LONG - just restoring the place from all the damage Corinne Salahi had done."

Michaele claims that although it was ruled in her favor, she STILL never received the money, but eventually gave up.

She says:

"I told the Labor board she wasn't worth it to me, so I said I am not playing her game and walked away. She wanted me to fight and took me through the embarrassment of giving me a check and taking it away. It was a game that not only she did to me but many others. I decided the way to win is walk away!"

Well, we suppose that could have happened.

Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that Oasis Vineyard filed for bankruptcy in April of 2009?

LOLs! We doubt we'll ever get a straight answer out of these nutsos, so the world will never know!

Whatevs - we kind of get a kick out of their awful ridiculousness on the show!

Not to mention that they're mild grasp on reality is a lot more tolerable and a lot less malicious than Prostitution Whore, so we'll take them!

Thoughts?? What do U think went down??

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Prostitution Whore Goes After Ex-Husband And His Lawsuit!

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The dark and twisted depth of her insanity is never-ending, is it?!

We reported last week that the (ex!) Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub had been sued by her ex-husband, Kevin Maher, for $5 million because of all of the crazy - and possibly untrue - shiz she claimed he did to her!

If you recall, Prostitution Whore was featured quite unfavorably in his autobiography, Cop Without a Badge, and so in attempt to do damage control to her castmates and the press, she reportedly accused him of all kinds of things - like forcing her to play Russian Roulette, rape, and killing her dog!

We're hearing NOW that Jafar has actually turned around and filed legal documents against MAHER, alleging that there is no proof that she made any of the aforementioned 'damaging' claims against him, and even if she had, it wouldn't make him appear in any worse a light, because he openly admits in Cop Without a Badge that he had a cocaine problem, was violent, and an all-around manwhore!

That's right! Having a drug problem is pretty much on par with rape and dog murder! All that shiz you said isn't damaging to his reputation at all, is it, Prostitution Whore?

The two are currently attempting to settle, but if that doesn't work, expect a trial in February!

Holy shiz! Can U imagine what that psycho would lie about in court?!

We almost want it to happen to hear what she'll say under oath! You know, if we didn't want her to just go away forever and never return.

What do U think?? Team Prositution Whore or Team Ex-Husband??

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Man Wants To Change His Name To "Boomer The Dog!"

We wonder if he tries to sniff people's butts, too!

Check out this BIZARRE news report on a Pennsylvania man so obsessed with dogs and pretending to be one that he wears a costume around his neighborhood and attempted to legally change his name to Boomer the Dog!

WTF?! Straight up crazy!

And no surprise here - the judge denied his request! Ha!

Thoughts??

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