They found love in an Italian fishing village. Not as hopeless.
Nicole Richie and her hubby Joel Madden are currently enjoying what looks to be an AH-MAZING and super seksi vacay in Portofino, Italy.
The pint-size star shared three Instagram photos of her Italian getaway, and we have to say, we’re totes jelly.
Ch-ch-check 'em out below!
And just look at her bikini bod! She was definitely summer ready.
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[Image via Instagram.]
Tags: beach, beach body, instagram, italy, joel madden, joel madden photo, love line, nicole richie, nicole richie photo, portofino, travel, vacation
Patrick Schwarzenegger is by no means a bodybuilder like his dad was, but we're willing to bet that with abs like that he could easily become one overnight!
Seriously, if he started at like 7PM, he'd be a bodybuilder by the next morning! THAT'S how close he is!
It looks like he's out having fun jumping off a boat (still very much topless), and we're glad he brought his Muscle Inspector (above) with him, because you never know when you'll need your muscles inspected. That's just how it works.
LOLz! More pics (below)!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Tags: abs, beach, beach body, boat, body, bodybuilding, fitness, muscles, patrick schwarzenegger, ripped
Lea Michele! You GOTTA watch what you're doing!
You might think that you're just a regular Glee star posing for a beautiful beach photo, or figure you're just being caught candidly and it's not your fault at all, but you gave an entire beach crowd massive boners! LOLz!
No joke, Lea looks FAB in a bikini — she's got the body and the confidence to blow minds! That's why we're glad she decided to Tweet this picture, other wise… oh wait… oh no…
We were worried about the beach getting boners — now the whole world is bound to get one because it's on the internet! WHAT HAVE WE DONE???
Lookin' great, Lea! Hope you're having fun now that the season is over!!
[Image via Twitter.]
Tags: beach body, bikini, boobs, curves, glee, hot, lea michele, sexy, swim suit
Aww, no need to be so shy!
We’re sure they’re not so bad.
But they just might be since Simon Cowell seemed to pay extra attention to covering up his chest while on a yacht in St. Barts.
We’re pretty sure his former fiancé Mezhgan Hussainy already knows if he has hairy man boobs and she certainly doesn't seem to mind, so there’s no need to hide!
Moobs are totally the new cankles.
Oh wait, in that case maybe you should keep those things in hiding.
We're lucky one didn't go wild and whack Demi Lovato in the face at the X Factor judge's table.
[Image via SPREAD/Ramey Pix.]
Tags: beach, beach body, body, boobs, image, mezhgan hussainy, simon cowell, st barts, vacation, x factor, yach, yacht
She's the girl on fire all right.
HOT HOT HOT FIYAH!!!
We may be strictly-dickly, but we know a vixen when we see one, and Jennifer Lawrence seems to be climbing the ladder of Hollywood and Maxim's Hot 100! Ha!
As you can see in the photo above, the Hunger Games star soaked up the Thanksgiving sun with brother Blaine.
…who's also really hot, FYI.
Think she could follow in Mila Kunis' Sexiest Woman Alive footsteps?
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Tags: beach, beach body, bikini, hawaii, hunger games, jennifer lawrence, thanksgiving