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Beautiful Bastard Moistens Panties With LEAKED 1st Chapter! Read SEXY Twilight Inspired Intro HERE!

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Move over 50 Shades of Grey!

Soccer moms have more Twilight-inspired erotica to choose from than ever before!

Christina Lauren's Beautiful Bastard, a devilishly depraved cross between a hardcore porn and a very special episode of The Office, is hitting bookshelves next week and the publisher just released the entire first chapter for us fetish-friendly fiends to feast on!!

We skimmed through the first 18 pages, and you won't believe what happens!!

The naughty novel opens…

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Another Twilight Inspired Erotic Fanfic Gets 50 Shades Treatment, Multi-Book Deal

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We suppose it was inevitable!

After the success of 50 Shades of Grey, an erotic novel based loosely on Twilight characters, publishers are desperate for more of the same!!

We're just surprised it took so long!!

Hoping to tap into the same market E.L. James' novels' conquered, Simon & Schuster plan to release two more in a similar vein next year.

Beautiful Bastard and Beautiful Stranger, written by Christina Hobbs and Lauren Billings, is set in (what we assume must be) a very kinky office.

Twi-Hard panties will surely moisten each time Boss Edward tosses Assistant Bella onto a Xerox machine and rams his stapler into her supply closet!!

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson never imagined their onscreen love would inspire a diverse array of Soccer Mom porn!

We wonder what's next! Edward and Bella in space?

At Woodstock?

On a 15h Century pirate ship?!

We cannot wait to read them all!

[Image via WENN.]

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