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Antoine Dodson's Still Around!

Filed under: Silly!Katie Couric

We would have thought his 15 minutes dried up awhile ago, but it looks like you can't keep a good man like Antoine Dodson down for long!

Antoine, better known as the creator of the Bed Intruder Song, is still getting tons of press, even from the likes of Katie Couric!

Check out this report Katie did on Antoine for CBS News! (above)

We're all for Antoine getting some more recognition, but really Katie? Isn't the president doing something worth while? Aren't we still in a war? Is this really all there is for you to do a report on???

P.S. - Nice weave, BB!

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Kid Cudi Is An Idiot


Kid Cudi spilled his idiotic guts to Complex magazine, and we've gotta say…we are NOT impressed.

Here are some excerpts from the interview, which should give you the gist of why he's a Kid CudIDIOT:

Everybody think they Hov. Niggas ain't got the magic like they think they do; there's only a couple of wizards in this game. I'm a wizard and I know it.

Sounds like the makings of another Bed Intruder Song! More from CudIDIOT on his cocaine usage:

I never thought it was a problem, but I was definitely high-fiving death a couple of times.

That's right, Cudi. It's only a problem if you ACTUALLY die. Almost dying is fine.

Here's CudIDIOT on Perez:

Even Perez Hilton said some shit about me. He might be a good person and have a good heart, but he does a lot of fuckhead shit. Who are you to talk about people? That's not cool. That's why the world is so fucked up, because of hate. And he's gay? I just don't get that. The gay people I know are about peace and love and coming together. That shit doesn't register with me. He's a chump and a coward, and it's fucked up because I met dude so many times and he had nothing but love to show me. Then when that shit happened with Lady Gaga kicking me off her tour, he had to run his mouth and judge me on that shit.

We'd recommend Cudi look up the word "nonsensical" in the dictionary, but we'd probably first have to explain the concept of a dictionary to him, which wouldn't be worth our time.

Check out the full interview here, and let us know if U can think of any words other than "nonsensical," "idiot", or "moron" to describe the man kid.

[Image via WENN.]

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Antoine Dodson Buys A House With Mockery Money

We continue to make fun of him, and you know what? He continues to profit from it!

The Bed Intruder Song has now made Antoine Dodson so much money that he's been able to move his entire family into a safer home.

Here's what Dodson had to say about the new house:

"We found a house! [We are so] excited … It's for my whole family. And these are new houses that have just been built."

Dodson has also decided to use his newfound money to go back to school:

"I signed up to finish my associate's degree in business. That way I can take everything to the next level and be on a more professional level."

He's mentioned a desire to open a hotel or a salon.

We think a salon sounds like a great idea! We can see the commercial now:

"Well, obviously we have a Salon in Lincoln Park. We're styling your hair well, we're giving you a haircut, we're trying to cut hair, so you need to bring your kids, bring your wife, and bring your husband because we're styling everybody up in here."

We continue to wish Dodson the best of luck with his endeavors! We've included the Bed Intruder Song video (above) to remind us all what's paying for Antoine Dodson's house and continuing education.

Would U go to a salon run by Antoine Dodson?

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Antoine Dodson Profiting From Mockery

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We all thought we were pretty funny making fun of Antoine Dodson, didn’t we? Hell, we did it ourselves with the Steven Slater Vs. Antoine Dodson video posted above!

Well the joke’s on us! Dodson no longer has to worry about hiding family members because he’s using his newfound fame to get him and his family out of the ghetto.

Here’s the original statement that made Dodson famous:

“Obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park. He’s climbing in your windows. He’s snatching your people up, trying to rape ‘em. So you all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they’re rapin’ errybody out here.”

These immortal words have been remixed, auto-tuned, and put into print all over the Internet, and Dodson is cashing in. He now has a blog, Twitter, and Facebook with thousands of followers, and he’s profiting from downloads of the Bed Intruder Song on Itunes.

He’s created a website with a merchandise section, and he’s got a telephone line in the works, which will be created as a support line for victims of sexual violence, and their families. We find it hard to believe that it won’t be severely abused, but it’s a nice thought.

Innerestingly enough, Dodson has had positive things to say about the Bed Intruder Song video:

“Us hearing that video, it gave us some type of happiness. It gave us some type of comfort … it was really cool to hear our voice on the track.”

So, Antoine Dodson feels good about the video AND he’s making money AND he’s found a way to get his family out of harm’s way. Bravo, Antoine! Bravo!

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