Since the somewhat new trend of vajazzling came to light thanks to Jennifer Love Hewitt, men have unfortunately been left out in the vagina-less cold for obvious reasons.
Thankfully, this guy has found a way for men to get in on the rhinestone action as well.
His name is Phil and ever since he started going bald in 2006, he's been doing all sorts of things to his new found "canvas" including bedazzling his head with over 1,000 Swarovski rhinestones.
At least it's way more creative and inneresting than a toupee!
[Image via Phil Says.]