She loves him! / He loves her not! / He loves her! / She wants a divorce, custody of the children, child support, and alimony!
Musician Ben Harper and actress Laura Dern's marriage has more plot twists than an a daytime soap opera!
Way back in 2010, the singer-songwriter filed divorce paperwork seeking custody of their two children!
But apparently Harper kept on stealing his kisses from Laura because the couple eventually reconciled!
Now she's the one calling it quits!!
The Jurassic Park star is evidently tired of
sticking her hand into two-ton piles of triceratops poo Ben's shenanigans because she wants him to hit the road and leave his checkbook at the door!!
We just hope they remember there are kids involved before this gets too messy!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]