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Onion Names North Korea's Kim Jong-Un Sexiest Man Of 2012, Dupes Asian Newspapers

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But with his honest face, bright blue eyes, and childlike wonder — can you really blame them?!

Just look at one stud straddling another (above), Kim Jong-un is the spitting image of a young Forest Whitaker!

It almost makes us wish we were born a horse's saddle!

Whereas editors from China's People's Daily & South Korea's The Korea Times, on the other hand hoof, feel more like a horse's rear-end!!

Faux news source The Onion named the North Korean leader 2012's sexiest man alive several weeks ago and those two Asian publications reprinted the article without realizing it was satirical!

The Onion describes their reasons for their decision

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Bernie Madoff's Brother Gets 10 Years In Prison

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We guess he totally was his brother's keeper.

Bernie Madoff's brother Peter Madoff is scheduled to plead guilty in the criminal case resulting from the Ponzi scheme that escalated into a multibillion-dollar fraud.

Peter Madoff is the former chief compliance officer at the private investment arm of Bernard Madoff's business.

Peter's lawyer had argued he was totally unaware of his brother's ponzi scheme and this his wife had lost millions of dollars in the scheme herself.

Federal papers show however that Peter Madoff's signature is on a paper that reads he has plead guilty. If he is indeed pleading guilty then Peter Madoff will forfeit all personal and private property and will serve ten years in jail.

That is a loooooooooong time!!!

His brother Bernard Madoff pleaded guilty to fraud and is currently in jail and is serving a 150-year sentence.

Later guys. See ya when we see ya!

[Image via WENN.]

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Robert De Niro WILL Play Bernie Madoff In New HBO Movie!

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Confirmed!

Back in May, we heard that Robert De Niro was in talks to star in HBO's remake of Diane Henrique's non-fiction book The Wizard Of Lies: Bernie Madoff And The Death Of Trust.

Now,

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Bernie Madoff And Wife Tried To Kill Themselves After Ponzi Scheme Was Made Public

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Ruth Madoff has been through SO much.

During a new interview with CBS Evening News, Bernie Madoff's wife Ruth admits to the world that she and her husband tried to kill themselves after the ponzi scheme was revealed.

Here's what she had to say about it:

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Former Beauty Queen Scammed Americans For $30 Million!!!!!

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Nicki Minaj may be the female Weezy…but THIS woman is the female Bernie Madoff!

We've just learned that Juliette Kimoto, who was crowned Mrs. Nevada in 2006, has been found guilty of scheming tens of thousands of Americans out of $30 million! Wowsa!

Kimoto was involved in an "online operation," in which she did the following:

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