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Onion Names North Korea's Kim Jong-Un Sexiest Man Of 2012, Dupes Asian Newspapers

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But with his honest face, bright blue eyes, and childlike wonder — can you really blame them?!

Just look at one stud straddling another (above), Kim Jong-un is the spitting image of a young Forest Whitaker!

It almost makes us wish we were born a horse's saddle!

Whereas editors from China's People's Daily & South Korea's The Korea Times, on the other hand hoof, feel more like a horse's rear-end!!

Faux news source The Onion named the North Korean leader 2012's sexiest man alive several weeks ago and those two Asian publications reprinted the article without realizing it was satirical!

The Onion describes their reasons for their decision

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Bernie Madoff's Brother Gets 10 Years In Prison

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We guess he totally was his brother's keeper.

Bernie Madoff's brother Peter Madoff is scheduled to plead guilty in the criminal case resulting from the Ponzi scheme that escalated into a multibillion-dollar fraud.

Peter Madoff is the former chief compliance officer at the private investment arm of Bernard Madoff's business.

Peter's lawyer had argued he was totally unaware of his brother's ponzi scheme and this his wife had lost millions of dollars in the scheme herself.

Federal papers show however that Peter Madoff's signature is on a paper that reads he has plead guilty. If he is indeed pleading guilty then Peter Madoff will forfeit all personal and private property and will serve ten years in jail.

That is a loooooooooong time!!!

His brother Bernard Madoff pleaded guilty to fraud and is currently in jail and is serving a 150-year sentence.

Later guys. See ya when we see ya!

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Robert De Niro WILL Play Bernie Madoff In New HBO Movie!

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Confirmed!

Back in May, we heard that Robert De Niro was in talks to star in HBO's remake of Diane Henrique's non-fiction book The Wizard Of Lies: Bernie Madoff And The Death Of Trust.

Now,

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Bernie Madoff And Wife Tried To Kill Themselves After Ponzi Scheme Was Made Public

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Ruth Madoff has been through SO much.

During a new interview with CBS Evening News, Bernie Madoff's wife Ruth admits to the world that she and her husband tried to kill themselves after the ponzi scheme was revealed.

Here's what she had to say about it:

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Former Beauty Queen Scammed Americans For $30 Million!!!!!

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Nicki Minaj may be the female Weezy…but THIS woman is the female Bernie Madoff!

We've just learned that Juliette Kimoto, who was crowned Mrs. Nevada in 2006, has been found guilty of scheming tens of thousands of Americans out of $30 million! Wowsa!

Kimoto was involved in an "online operation," in which she did the following:

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Michael Douglas' Ex Speaks Up, Explains Why She Went After So Much $$$ In Divorce

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Michael Douglas' ex-wife Diandra Douglas hit him hard in their divorce, where she reportedly got $45 million from the actor.

Now, Diandra has spoken up about the divorce, explaining that she went after so much money because she got schemed by Bernie Madoff and Kenneth Starr.

Here's what she had to say about it:

"Because of the type of human being I aspire to be, if Starr & Company hadn't happened and Madoff hadn't, and if a lot of other things hadn't happened, to tell you the honest truth, I really believe I would have walked away."

And here's Diandra on Michael's recent battle with throat cancer:

"Michael didn't know he was ill, I didn't know he was ill, and the gods didn't know he was ill. I am not into going after sick people for things that don't belong to me."

And more from Diandra:

"I am not a greedy person by nature."

Hmm…would she have really just walked away if she hadn't been schemed by Madoff and Starr? Based on everything we've heard about this over time, we're not 100% convinced.

Do U think Michael Douglas' ex went for so much money ONLY because she got schemed? Would she have left him alone otherwise?

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Former Enron CEO's Son Found Dead In Dorm Room

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First, Bernie Madoff's son committed suicide back in December, and now former Enron CEO Jeffrey Skilling's son John Taylor has been found dead in his dorm room.

So sad and disturbing to see the sons of these imprisoned "businessmen" going down this road.

No word yet on whether Skilling's death was related to suicide, foul play, or something else, but students have said that the former CEO's son was "despondent over a recent breakup with his girlfriend." Also, multiple prescription drug bottles were nearby the body, which makes suicide seem like a strong possibility.

Guess we'll see what they find out after the toxicology reports come back.

Our thoughts are with Jeffrey Skilling and his family during this difficult time.

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