Wouldn't we all?
Christian Bale is SO bangable! And luckily we have Amy Schumer to let us know that the brunette babe is just as sexy as a buff Batman or a super skinny factory worker!
Naturally, the blonde beauty was featured in W magazine's Best Performances issue — because TBH all of her performances are some of the best we've ever seen — where she opened up about her deep-seated sexual desire for the English actor.
Related: Amy's Best Naked Moments
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