Get to work, New Jersey pig-f**kers! It's only a matter of time before banging living bacon is a crime!
Actually, don't. That's nasty.
At any rate, state lawmakers who apparently just realized bestiality wasn't actually against any state laws are finally rushing out a new bill which will outlaw sex between people and other animals!
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Oh jeez, we feel like we're gonna be sick.
What is wrong with some people?!?
Wayne Bryson, a 19-year-old man from Lincolnshire in the U.K. is a sick person.
While looking for a photo on his old cellphone, his girlfriend came across a video of him
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This is disgusting!!
A Maryland teacher was busted for bestiality after the cops found videotapes of her having sex with her family dog!
Stephanie Mikles, 45, engaged in several sexual acts with her dog over a several week period in August 2008.
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It was only a few months ago that the group One Million Moms was upset with Skittles for promoting bestiality!
They were pissed about a Skittles commercial that had a girl making out with a CGI walrus.
So of course when GEICO aired a commercial starring Maxwell the Pig on a date with a girl at what looks like a classic "make out point," One Million Moms were upset.
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A new study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine said that men who put their penises in animals have a higher likelihood of penis cancer.
The journal said:
"We think that the intense and long-term SWA [sex with animals] practice could produce micro-traumas in the human penile tissue. The genital mucus membranes of animals could have different characteristics from human genitalia, and the animals' secretions are probably different from human fluids. Perhaps animal tissues are less soft than ours, and non-human secretions would be toxic for us."
The Huffington Post said:
"A member of a pro-zoophilia group told The Huffington Post by email that the results of the study should prompt people to take precautions, like using a condom, when having sex with animals."
Because protection is so important when you're abusing an animal.
Cancer is horrible. It always is, and always will be. But we have trouble feeling bad for anyone who has sex with animals.
So please, love animals… just not physically.
[Image via AP Images.]
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