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Brad Pitt's Mom Just Keeps Force-Feeding Her Christian Beliefs Onto Angelina Jolie! Buys The Couple A Bible For Their Wedding!

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Oh man.

This should go over REEEEEAL well.

Things between Angelina Jolie and her future mother-in-law, Jane Pitt, have been pretty frosty since Brad's mom openly condemned homosexuality and abortion in a letter to her local newspaper endorsing Mitt Romney's campaign for Presidency, but now, we have a feeling that things are going to get even WORSE!

That's right, Mama Pitt has apparently decided to go and buy her son and his betrothed a $130 Bible from Mardel Christian & Education…which has "Angelina" embossed across the cover!

According to salesperson Kris Burnett:

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Darren Aronofsky Has Started To Build His Arc And It Looks BIG!

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Hollywood is on flood watch.

Set construction for Darren Aronofsky's Noah has begun and it looks like they are starting with the biggest piece first — the Arc!

The director uploaded a picture of the structure while tweeting:

"I dreamt about this since I was 13. And now it's a reality. Genesis 6:14"

The Bible verse he mentions is the one in which Noah is instructed to build the giant boat and board animals of every kind because God is about to drown the entire planet.

As we've said in the past, Russell Crowe is playing the titular character, while Jennifer Connelly is starring as his wife along with Emma Watson and Logan Lerman.

Most recently, Anthony Hopkins has been confirmed by the Black Swan directory to be playing Noah's grandfather.

[Image via Twitter.]

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Woman Brutally Kills Pit Bull For Chewing On Her Bible

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Some people just make us sick.

A disgusting woman in South Carolina has been charged with felony animal cruelty for killing her nephew's pit bull.

She hung the dog from a tree with an electrical cord and then burned her to death.

All because the dog chewed on a bible.

Poor doggy…

Animal control officers said the 65-year-old woman killed Diamond, the female pit bull, because it was a "Devil dog" and she worried it might hurt neighborhood children.

So far, she is still in jail, with no lawyer and no bail set.

She faces anywhere from 180 days to 5 years in prison if she is convicted.

We hope she gets the maximum sentence.

How can somehow have such a lack of empathy?

The world would be a better place without people like this in it.

[Image via AP Images.]

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Warner Bros. Wants Spielberg To Direct Biblical Epic!

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Well, he's certainly knows how to bring a sense of intimacy and scope to films with blockbuster budgets!

But will he tackle this one?!

Warner Brothers Pictures has been hard at work developing a film called Gods & Kings, which follows the Book of Exodus and other stories from the Old Testament, and focuses on the life of Moses, and apparently, they're looking to nab Steven Spielberg as its director!

According to sources,

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Boo! Miley Getting Backlash For Equality Tattoo

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Don't listen to the haters, Mileybird! We've totally got your back on this one!

On Friday, Miley Cyrus tweeted a picture of her new tattoo with the caption "All LOVE is equal."

As we said before, we're impressed with her new ink, which is a tiny equal sign located on the inside of her ring finger in support of gay marriage.

Unfortunately, some people

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Lil' Wayne Opens Up About Jail

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Wow. Regardless of how you feel about him, this is definitely going to be a fascinating read

The latest issue of Rolling Stone features an article with Lil' Wayne, who opened up for the first time about the eight months he spent behind bars at Riker's Island, his job there as a suicide prevention aid, and how he kept himself busy!

According to Weezy, he became so good at Uno that the other inmates didn't want to play with him anymore!

He explains:

"I'd bust a n***a's ass at Uno. We gamble for phone time. I'd take n***a's commissary: Lemme get them cookies, lemme get them chips, get that soup. They'd be like, 'Oh, we thought you were asleep.' Like you can't look inside my cell and see that I'm right there! We ain't got no doors!"

The rapper also revealed that he read a variety of biographies, on artists like Jimi Hendrix, Anthony Kiedis, Joan Jett, and Marvin Gaye…before turning his focus to the Bible:

"[Kiedis'] Scar Tissue was really good. I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where some character was once this, but he ended up being that. Like he'd be dissing Jesus, and then he ends up being a saint. That was cool."

Finally, he opened up his worst month there, which happened to be his last, because he got stuck in solitary confinement for being caught with an iPod charger in his room. He also had a watch with an mp3 player on it, but was lucky enough to have another inmate pretend that it was his so Weezy wouldn't get in any more trouble.

He says:

"He was a solid n***a. Shout-out to Charles…Solitary was the worst. No TV. No radio. No commissary. Basically you're in there 23 hours a day."

Despite the light tone in which he talks about his time, we sense that the entire experience has really changed his outlook on quite a bit, and we're very interested to see if it manifests itself in the next material he produces.

Thoughts??

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Creationist Science Teacher Fired After BRANDING Image Of The Cross On Students!

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What on Earth?! This is absolutely insane!

An Ohio science teacher has been fired for not only attempting to preach Christian beliefs to his classes, but for taking it even further by using a scientific device to BURN the image of a cross into his students' arms!

Holy shiz!

The Mount Vernon school board reportedly attempted to have him dismissed after complaints that John Freshwater kept a Bible on his desk, but for some crazy reason he was able to successfully appeal the ruling.

However, after news came to light about the cross burnings, the school board accepted a state official's recommendation to terminate him last night, effective at midnight.

Unbelievable. So many layers of absolutely unbelievable.

What makes anyone think that they have any business forcing their beliefs on anyone else, let alone taking advantage of their position as an authoritarian and forcing young students to listen to it?!

We're not even going to TOUCH the fact that essentially branded kids!

That man should not be allowed ANYWHERE near children, let alone work again as a teacher!

Shameful!

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