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Man Builds A Full Scale Replica Of Noah's Ark: 'Bring It On, Mayans!'

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Nothing like spending millions building a full-scale (and operational) replica of Noah's Ark, yeah?

That's how you know you have tooooooooo much money! Ha!

Johan Huibers of the Netherlands did exactly that, probably not realizing that there's no way that two of every animal on the planet could ever fit on that. We're sorry, it's just not happening.

It took him 20 years to realize his dream using Genesis, books 6-9, in The Bible as his guide. He converted cubits to modern measurements resulting in a boat that's 427 feet long, 95 feet wide and 75 feet high.

We're not sure if

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Feast Your Eyes On Russell Crowe As Noah

Sure, his beard isn't nearly as long as we thought it would be, but Russell Crowe should do as Noah in Darren Aronofsky's upcoming biblical disaster movie of the same name.

The movie, which is aiming to be released in March of 2014, also comes jam packed with an impressive cast including Emma Watson, Jennifer Connelly, Logan Lerman, Douglas Booth, Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins!

It's a long way off, but we're excited to see what the director of Black Swan and Requiem For A Dream does with the subject matter.

Something tells us it will be a little more complicated than the story we heard back in Sunday school.

[Image via Paramount Pictures.]

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Brad Pitt's Mom Just Keeps Force-Feeding Her Christian Beliefs Onto Angelina Jolie! Buys The Couple A Bible For Their Wedding!

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Oh man.

This should go over REEEEEAL well.

Things between Angelina Jolie and her future mother-in-law, Jane Pitt, have been pretty frosty since Brad's mom openly condemned homosexuality and abortion in a letter to her local newspaper endorsing Mitt Romney's campaign for Presidency, but now, we have a feeling that things are going to get even WORSE!

That's right, Mama Pitt has apparently decided to go and buy her son and his betrothed a $130 Bible from Mardel Christian & Education…which has "Angelina" embossed across the cover!

According to salesperson Kris Burnett:

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Darren Aronofsky Has Started To Build His Arc And It Looks BIG!

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Hollywood is on flood watch.

Set construction for Darren Aronofsky's Noah has begun and it looks like they are starting with the biggest piece first — the Arc!

The director uploaded a picture of the structure while tweeting:

"I dreamt about this since I was 13. And now it's a reality. Genesis 6:14"

The Bible verse he mentions is the one in which Noah is instructed to build the giant boat and board animals of every kind because God is about to drown the entire planet.

As we've said in the past, Russell Crowe is playing the titular character, while Jennifer Connelly is starring as his wife along with Emma Watson and Logan Lerman.

Most recently, Anthony Hopkins has been confirmed by the Black Swan directory to be playing Noah's grandfather.

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Woman Brutally Kills Pit Bull For Chewing On Her Bible

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Some people just make us sick.

A disgusting woman in South Carolina has been charged with felony animal cruelty for killing her nephew's pit bull.

She hung the dog from a tree with an electrical cord and then burned her to death.

All because the dog chewed on a bible.

Poor doggy…

Animal control officers said the 65-year-old woman killed Diamond, the female pit bull, because it was a "Devil dog" and she worried it might hurt neighborhood children.

So far, she is still in jail, with no lawyer and no bail set.

She faces anywhere from 180 days to 5 years in prison if she is convicted.

We hope she gets the maximum sentence.

How can somehow have such a lack of empathy?

The world would be a better place without people like this in it.

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Warner Bros. Wants Spielberg To Direct Biblical Epic!

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Well, he's certainly knows how to bring a sense of intimacy and scope to films with blockbuster budgets!

But will he tackle this one?!

Warner Brothers Pictures has been hard at work developing a film called Gods & Kings, which follows the Book of Exodus and other stories from the Old Testament, and focuses on the life of Moses, and apparently, they're looking to nab Steven Spielberg as its director!

According to sources,

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Boo! Miley Getting Backlash For Equality Tattoo

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Don't listen to the haters, Mileybird! We've totally got your back on this one!

On Friday, Miley Cyrus tweeted a picture of her new tattoo with the caption "All LOVE is equal."

As we said before, we're impressed with her new ink, which is a tiny equal sign located on the inside of her ring finger in support of gay marriage.

Unfortunately, some people

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