Here they are, folks: the real reasons you watch the Super Bowl!
We've been collecting all the released and leaked ads leading up to the big game, and we've put them all in neat little place for you so you can watch them all!
The only problem is, you're gonna have to work on your acting — you'll need to pretend to be surprised by them in front of all your friends!
First watch one of many Dannon Oikos yogurt ads with John Stamos (above) and THEN, watch 'em all AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Tags: 2014, ad campaigns, ads, anna kendrick, arnold schwarzenegger, big, bob saget, carmen electra, commercial, danica patrick, david beckham, ellen degeneres, football, john stamos, list, scarlett johansson, sports, stephen colbert, super bowl, the muppets, tim tebow, tom hiddleston, tv news, william shatner, zooey deschanel, zportz