Our. Friggin'. Hero.
Boys have a penis; girls have a vagina. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger's five-year-olds in Kindergarten Cop know that much about basic human anatomy.
Yet for some reason, y'all throw your hands up and pretend to be outraged every time you see a marvelous man's unsheathed sword or a lovely lady's loveliest lady parts!
Well, guess what? Dylan Sprouse isn't apologizing! In fact, he doesn't think "what [he] did was wrong" at all!
The 21-year-old NYU student could've apologized insincerely, or ignored the whole situation, or maybe even pretended the pics were actually of his twin brother Cole!
Instead the Big Daddy star offered up an AH-Mazingly articulate response to the whole controversy: