If you thought Fifty Shades of Grey was freaky fanfic, then this will really perk up your pants popsicle!!!
Meet Virginia Wade. She writes books. Sex-ay ones. One of them is called C*m for Bigfoot.
Wanna guess what it's about?
Yup, banging Bigfoot! (And just a week after he was supposedly murdered, too.)
"Cryptozoological erotica" is a real thing. Take a minute to process that because it's even more disturbingly awesome than it sounds!
Ready to read an excerpt from Virginia's masterpiece about a woman who takes a liking to lovin' the most manly monster in town?
Ch-ch-check out this 100% UNSAFE FOR WORK excerpt…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Tags: bigfoot, bookz, cum for bigfoot, fifty shades of grey, sasquatch, sex, tacky and true, virginia wade, wacky
No!!!! Say it ain’t so!
Bigfoot has been killed — supposedly!
One man claims to have killed what he THINKS is Bigfoot anyway. Rick Dyer says he shot down the Sasquatch outside of San Antonio, Texas last year and he has the body to prove it!
He’s now going public with the hairy corpse that he hunted down and plans to tour the country to show off the creature that many thought was just folklore!
Tags: bigfoot, etc., facebook, rick dyer, san antonio, tacky and true, wacky, youtube
If you were to guess the last two people on Earth who would have a bigfoot sighting, who would they be?
Anderson Cooper and Padma Laksmi! LOLz!
But guess what? IT HAPPENED!
Padma was co-hosting with Anderson at the time when it went down, and we have the footage! Honestly, we have no idea what the thing is, even though we don't really believe in bigfoot! It's GOTTA be a hoax!
If it is, it's pretty elaborate!
Watch the insanity (above)! You won't be disappointed!
Tags: anderson cooper, bigfoot, crazy, funny, hilarious, insane, padma lakshmi, show, sighting, silly
A video from a couple of Utah hikers has set the Bigfoot craze ablaze once again!
A man calling himself Beard Card (sketch) recorded the video with a friend where they saw a hairy monster stand up and look straight at them.
And they claim that it was definitely NOT a bear!
Tags: bear, beard card, bigfoot, monster, sighting, utah, video, viral, wildlife
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Unfortunately for this man, Bigfoot is a legend that took its toll on him…
44 year old Randy Tenley thought it would be fun to dress up in military camouflage and scare passerby on Highway 93 in Montana.
Tags: bigfoot, death, hoax, montana, myth, randy tenley, sad
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It's alive…IT'S ALIVE!!!!
Ok, not really but don't tell that to Oxford University!
Researchers at the school want to take the fairy tales of the Pacific Northwest and the Himalayas and make them a reality.
Scientists are examining gathered materials from public and private cryptozoological collections to see if Bigfoot/Yetis evolved from bears or neanderthals or something else.
The research hopes to finally squash criticism against the existence of Bigfoot.
The world may never know if BigFoot exists…but they are still going to try and find out!
Tags: bigfoot, existence, legend, oxford university, sciene, yeti
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At least they're not subjecting us to another Blair Witch flick.
Last we heard about The Blair Witch Project director Eduardo Sanchez way back in Oct '09, he had been making progress on Blair Witch 3, and we were NOT excited about it.
Seemed to us like another Witch movie was unnecessary, and it appears that Sanchez agreed with us, because now he's working on a new project: a Bigfoot movie called Exists.
The flick "follows a group of twentysomethings who take a trip to a cabin deep in the wooded wilderness and are methodically hunted by a Bigfoot-like beast."
Here's what Sanchez had to say about it:
Tags: august, bigfoot, blair witch, eduardo sanchez, exists, the blair witch project, the legend of boggy creek, trilogy, unknown actors