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Donald Sterling Suing NBA For ONE BILLION Dollars; Does The Racist Owner Have A Case?!

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Just when you thought America's most reviled man couldn't get any more unlikable!!

Donald Sterling, a.k.a. the horrifically racist owner of the El Lay Clippers, announced plans to file a lawsuit against the NBA and will be seeking $1 billion in damages.

Wait, what?! A billion buckaroonies?? $1,000,000,000!???

Wowie-zowie!! We haven't seen this many zeroes since TNT re-ran Ben Affleck's box office bomb, Pearl Harbor.

We understand he's upset his team has ostensibly been taken from him, but it was for the super mean stuff he said — why would the undeniably prejudiced octogenarian feel the National Basketball League owes him so much cash?

Well, his lawyer Mark Blecher explained:

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James Cameron Sued For HOW MUCH Over Supposed Titanic Thievery!

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It's a disaster! Based on a actual disaster! It's, like, disaster squared!!

A woman who claims she had an idea for a Titanic-themed ride is suing FOX, James Cameron, Paramount, and others for $1,000,000,000!! Yeah, a BILLION dollars!!!

Her lawsuit alleges that Titanic - The Experience, a virtual reality type ride that has apparently made over $300 mil for the folks behind the iconic Kate & Leo movie, completely ripped off her original concept!

And, by original concept, we of course mean a real life tragedy that killed over 1,500 people.

We aren't sure if there's validity to the woman's claims or if the courts would ever see fit to award her a cool billion (maybe she'll settle for James C. painting her like one of his French girls?), but either way it's disconcerting to watch folks fight over who can profit the most off of a horrible tragedy.

If anyone deserves royalties for this thing, we're thinking it should be the iceberg! Aww, too soon?

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Vin Diesel Rules Facebook So Hard He Insists They Pay Him A Billion Bucks!

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Oh Vin, you lovely immodest soul!!

The Fast & Furious 6 leading man's muscles are quite obviously huge, but we found an anatomical feature of his beautiful body that is even BIGGER!

His ego, LOLz!!

In a recent interview, Vin Diesel brought attention to freakishly popular Facebook page.

With over 41 million fans, the HIGHlarious hunk is under the impression that the social media empire owes him something in the way of cash money!

He revealed:

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OMFG! Chipmunks Movies Have Made Almost $1 Billion…So Far!

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Alvin, Simon, and Theodore are three RICH chipmunks!

Those of U taking UR kids, nephews, and nieces to see Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-Wrecked this weekend will be helping to bring the franchise towards that billion dollar mark!

That's right, folks! Since 2007, the Chipmunks franchise has grossed $939,476,638! Wowsa!

Maybe we should get onboard with Alvin! We'd LOVE to sing with the little guys in the fourth movie!

Think about it, Fox! LOLz!

Will U go see Chip-Wrecked this weekend? How soon do U think they'll surpass the billion dollar mark???

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Harry Potter Makes $1 Billion Globally!

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Holy magic-making moneymaker!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 has hit the $1 billion mark worldwide.

By last Thursday, the movie grossed $296 million domestically and $630 million overseas. With this weekend's box office numbers, the movie crossed the magical billion dollar mark, making it the 9th movie in history to do so.

The only movie to go past $2 billion was Avatar.

Don't worry, we have a feeling Potterheads will make sure it joins the $2 billion club very, very soon.

Are U surprised that it's made $1 billion so soon??

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