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Sorry, Beyonce! You're great and all but looks like the only woman who can change Jay-Z is his daughter!

Always throwin' the word "bitch" around, even in raps about wifey, Jay has sworn it off to protect Blue Ivy's innocence.

He already wrote a song about her (listen above), but now he's written a poem for her too.

In the poem, he vows:

Tags: beyonce, bitch, blue ivy, jay z, rap

"I can't tell you how many guys, and girls, are like, ‘You did him wrong!' What, she's a bitch because she didn't want to date that guy? So? Are we bitches because we have our own opinions? If that makes me a bitch, or that makes women bitches, then maybe we're all bitches."

- Zooey Deschanel on fan reactions to the ending of (500) Days Of Summer to New York Magazine

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: 500 days of summer, bitch, new york magazine, quote of the day, reaction, women, zooey deschanel

Aw, poor Michael Vick.

The ex-animal torturer and current Philadelphia Eagles quarterback is bitching about not being allowed to own a dog.

Vick told GQ Magazine:

“I miss dogs, man. I always had a family pet, always had a dog growing up. It was almost equivalent to the prison sentence, having something taken away from me for three years. I want a dog just for the sake of my kids, but also me. I miss my companions.”

We have little (actually less than little) sympathy the asshole person who personally hanged or drowned seven dogs.

Luckily for the dog community, Vick can't legally own a dog until his probation is up in late 2012.

What a shame.

[image via GQ Magazine]

Tags: bitch, community, dog fight, dogs, eagles, magazine, michael vick, pet, quarterback

What a bitch! (JKZ!)

An afternoon hike turned into an figg'n overnight ordeal when a couple, whose 80-pound dog joined them for the trek, couldn’t make it back down the trail.

Officials said the dog, Baxter, a Labrador mix, suffered cuts to his paws from rocks on the trail at the Angeles National Forest. The walk became too hard and he grew too tired, forcing his owners to call police for help.

The couple couldn’t carry the dog themselves, so they waited OVERNIGHT — that's right, they slept in the forest — for help to arrive for their pooch!

On Sunday morning, a rescue helicopter arrived and had to completely shut down to calm the frightened dog enough to board. The couple and the dog were eventually airlifted to safety.

Wish we could be airlifted when we got tired!

[image via youtube]

Tags: bitch, diva, dog, helicopter, owner, paws, pooch, rescue, rock, shut down, ugh, walk

A different kind of dog fight.

They're just like us- the one who talks the loudest always wins. Them's the rulez!

Mishka and Laika are our favoritest talking dogs, but they need to quit the bitch'n!

CLICK HERE to more of Mishka the talking dog!

Tags: bitch, dog, dogs, fight, mishka, talking, talking dog, the talk, video

HEYO, HEYO, HEYO, HEYOOOOO!!

This is just a musical reminder to pick up your doggie doo - to the tune of Blackstreet's No Diggity. LOLZ!

Is this what 90's music has come too??

This seemingly rando video is call ed Dog Doogity, created by the Seattle-based Puget Sound Starts Here is a fresh approach to persuade people to pick up after their pets. Despite campaigns that have passed out pamphlets and placed boxes of plastic bags in public parks, area residents still find themselves dodging doodies on sidewalks, lawns and trails.

Bag it up, bitches!!

Tags: bitch, campaign, dog, law, lol, music, music video, parks, pets, poop, video, walk

ZOMG! That's not a mirror!!

You'd think kitties playing patty-cake would be soopa cute — but these bitches are so synchronized it's just plain creepy.

These two would be purrfect for the all-cat remake of The Shinning!

Oh gawd, someone should really make that movie.

Tags: bitch, creepy, cute, hide your kids hide you wife, lolcat, mirror, omg, video