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When they offered a sober helping hand to Janice Dickinson, they had to know what they were getting in for!

Where this bitch goes, EXPLOSIVE trouble follows!

Insiders on Celebrity Rehab are dishing that the set has been a complete bitchtastrophe since day one. Janice immediately found her prey within the first moments of shooting: Tiger Wood's old putting hole, Rachel Uchitel.

The lunatic and the whore reportedly HATE each other and have been getting into "loud arguments" that have been "disruptive" to the other contestants patients.

Yeah, right. You're telling us Eric Roberts and Jeremy London don't schedule their days around watching these bitches go at it! C'mon! They are sobering up! Need to get their kicks somewhere!

Anyway, sources say that Janice is so fed up with Rachel, she usually "rolls her eyes" at her whenever they are in group therapy sessions. Though there haven't been any physical altercations, Rachel's unpleasant relationship with Janice maybe why she fled the house so early on.

Producers were able to get her back, but insiders say that she can't handle being called a "homewrecker" or a "gold digger" in the facility and wants them all to stop.

So you want Janice to give up Vicodin and being a bitch? Oh, never going to happen, sweetie!

Buck up and take it like the whore that you are were.

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Tags: bitches, celebrity rehab, homewrecker, rachel uchitel, shooting, sober

Oh BLECK!

Do we really need more of her scowls, eye-rolling, and busted weaves in our lives?!

Kate Gosselin is apparently trading in her kids and taking her frigid bitchery with her to yet ANOTHER reality series, but this one sounds more HOrrific than any of the others!

That's right, folks, girlfriend is trying to get a dating show!

An insider reports:

“Kate’s working on a deal to do a new reality dating series on ABC. Kate would love to have someone in her life. She really misses the companionship. She wishes she had a man around to help her out.”

What man in his right mind WOULD is desperate and famewhoring enough to put up with HER just for some screen time?

Jon is obviously the douchiest of all douches, but did you SEE the way she would talk to him on Jon & Kate Plus 8?! That woman has a heart of ice!

Maybe we'll watch it - but only if we can make it into a drinking game!

LOLz!

What do U think?? Will U watch Kate Plus 8 Mate??

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Tags: abc, bitches, children, dating show, douchebags, drinking game, frigid, jon and kate plus eight, jon gosselin, kate gosselin, kate plus mate, nightmares, pitching

Don't mess with these bitches!

Check out these fierce Peruvian trannies taking matters into their own hands when the police confront one of their own!

The cops hightail it out of there and it is HIGHlarious!

Work it, ladies!

Tags: bitches, fierce, peru, police, tranny

Maybe having a child truly has helped her realize how obnoxious she used to be!

Check out Katherine Heigl's appearance last night on The Tonight Show, where she talks about raising her adorable daughter, Naleigh, and chokes up when she discusses her brother's tragic passing.

Poor thing! She sounds pretty sincere to us!

We like this new and improved version of you, bb! Motherhood suits you - keep it up!

Tags: baby, bitches, choked up, death, emotional, motherhood, naleigh, sincere, the tonight show

Damn! BURN!!

While there's been some ongoing speculation that Disney princesses and former besties 4 lyfe, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato, were not getting along, we think this will pretty much cement it as chilling reality!!

During a recent interview, Demi was asked about her friendship with Selena, to which she replied:

“We’re both busy, and I wish the best for her. True friends don’t let their friends or family be mean to you. If you can’t trust somebody, you can’t be friends with them.”

OUCH!

We wonder what Selena did to get these two all nasty and feudy!

That being said…we're calling Team Lovato!

Thoughts??

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Tags: bitches, celebrity feuds, disney, lindsanity, team selena, throwing shade

Isn't she just a delicate little flower?

The resident bitch on The Hills and rumored coked-out trainwreck Kristin Cavallari was up to her usual tricks last night while shooting an episode of the reality series, and apparently got wasted and unleashed on some random ho at the Nylon Young Hollywood Party!!

Sources claim that Kristin was not too pleased to see her ex-boyfriend, Brody Jenner, flirting with other clASSy ladies, so after a couple of cocktails, she flashed her panties, lost her shiz, threw a cell phone, and got into a screaming match with one of the skanks!

Brody enjoyed watching the scene for about five minutes before he and Kristin took off to her hotel room.

GEESH! If we didn't know that the whole thing was staged and that Brody, in reality, wasn't exchanging all sorts of fun STDs with Avril Lavigne, then we might have gotten a kick out of it!

Oh well. We're sure it will make for truly groundbreaking television!

BARF.

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Tags: bitches, catfight, drunk, ex-boyfriend, gutter troll, jealous, nylon magazine, shooting, staged, the hills, young hollywood party

Phew! We were worried there for a moment!

For all three of you out there concerned with anything to do with Kristin Cavallari, The Hills star wants you to know that she is not a bitch!

Because it sounds so credible coming from you, bb!

She says:

"If you asked my real friends, they would say I'm definitely not a bitch. I definitely stand up for myself, and I'm not a pushover."

Wait a second, so they just make you look like that on The Hills?? But isn't The Hills completely real??

LOLz!

What newsworthy information!

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Tags: bitches, groundbreaking news, reality tv, the hills