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Natalie Portman Is A Beautiful, Blushing Bag Lady At LAX! See Pics HERE!

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The Black Swan just flew in from Paris and, boy, are her black wings tired!!!

Cameras caught Natalie Portman at LAX on Saturday. She was hard at work pushing what we assume must have been the entire flight's checked luggage.

Yikes, we hope she was tipped generously!

The 32-year-old actress was in France for quite a while and a girl like her certainly needs a variety of outfits, but — holy baguettes — those are a crap-load crepe-load of bags!!!

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Selena Gomez Has A Black Swan Moment At The Versace Show In Milan

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Someone's makeup artist needs to put down the powder!

Selena Gomez was unusually pale at the Versace S/S 2014 presentation during Milan Fashion Week over the weekend.

Paired with a burgundy lip and smokey eye, the paleness was even more jarring.

But maybe Selenita was trying to have a Black Swan moment? She certainly looked like a tortured ballerina in a black Versace A-line dress with cut-out bodice and flared shiny skirt.

And we're not sure if her hairstylist took the night off, or if she deliberately asked for a messy, incomplete-looking updo.

This whole ensem is a mystery.

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Jessie J Channels Black Swan On Marie Claire UK

Jessie J strips down for Marie Claire UK!

Mesh and feathers!! ALL the magazine covers are doing it!!!

Jessie J looks as if she's about to spread her wings and fly away on the cover British Marie Claire's September issue.

It kinda reminds us of Natalie Portman when she’s in the middle of metamorphosing into a full blown black swan. Loves it!

Inside the mag, the British singer strips down for photog David Roemer and shows some serious leg in a patent Burberry trench coat.

Jessie keeps the peep show going by revealing even MORE skin in the form of major side boob whilst sporting a blazer and no shirt.

She sure has come a long way from those skin-tight bodysuits!

Check out all the seksi pics (below)!

[Image via David Roemer/Marie Claire.]

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Winona Ryder Steals Our Hearts With Her Sticky-Fingered Story!

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If there is one thing we never expected Winona Ryder to say, it's "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" — because we all know how that turns out!!

If there's another topic we thought would be taboo, however, it was the 41-year-old thespian's trouble with the law!

And we were wrong!!

The Black Swan starlet spoke candidly in Interview's May issue. She was neither shy about her 2001 shoplifting scandal nor the incidents in her life that led her there!

Winona revealed:

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Black Swans Found Dead, Latest To Die In Chinese Animal Deaths

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We previously mentioned that literally thousands of dead pigs were being scooped out of China's Huangpu river in Shanghai.

Well now at Anhui University’s old campus in Hefei, capital of Anhui province, five black swans have been found dead in their pond.

That's so sad!

When the news broke, a journalist went to investigate how the swans died.

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Ashley Tisdale And Charlie Sheen Spoof Up Scary Movie 5's Poster!

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Okay. We're ready to see Scary Movie 5 now!!!

We're still laughing from the trailer and this new poster is just spooftacular!!!

Even though Lindsay Lohan isn't featured here, there is still plenty of hilarity on display.

All we needed to see was Ashley Tisdale nursing two demonic children and Snoop Dogg toking up with Ted to jump on the horror parody train to laughs.

Unfortunately, we're going to have to wait until April 12 to see the star-studded cast spoof the likes of Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and 127 Hours.

Something tells us that it'll be worth the wait, though!

Are U excited to see the latest installment of Scary Movie??

[Image courtesy of Dimension Films.]

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Russian Ballet Villain Masterminds Acid Attack Against Rival Dancer!

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Yuck! It's like a horrible cross between Black Swan, Showgirls, & Shattered Glory: The Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan Story!

A Russian ballet dancer named Pavel Dmitrichenko overcome with anger and jealous allegedly masterminded an atrocious attack against one of his rivals, paying two thugs to splash his face with sulfuric acid!

Unfortunately, this sad tale wasn't torn from the pages of a hot new production — it really happened!

The victim, Bolshoi Artistic Director Sergei Filin, suffered third-degree burns and may lose his vision!

Pavel, who apparently already admitted guilt to

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