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Black Swans Found Dead, Latest To Die In Chinese Animal Deaths

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We previously mentioned that literally thousands of dead pigs were being scooped out of China's Huangpu river in Shanghai.

Well now at Anhui University’s old campus in Hefei, capital of Anhui province, five black swans have been found dead in their pond.

That's so sad!

When the news broke, a journalist went to investigate how the swans died.

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Ashley Tisdale And Charlie Sheen Spoof Up Scary Movie 5's Poster!

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Okay. We're ready to see Scary Movie 5 now!!!

We're still laughing from the trailer and this new poster is just spooftacular!!!

Even though Lindsay Lohan isn't featured here, there is still plenty of hilarity on display.

All we needed to see was Ashley Tisdale nursing two demonic children and Snoop Dogg toking up with Ted to jump on the horror parody train to laughs.

Unfortunately, we're going to have to wait until April 12 to see the star-studded cast spoof the likes of Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and 127 Hours.

Something tells us that it'll be worth the wait, though!

Are U excited to see the latest installment of Scary Movie??

[Image courtesy of Dimension Films.]

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Russian Ballet Villain Masterminds Acid Attack Against Rival Dancer!

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Yuck! It's like a horrible cross between Black Swan, Showgirls, & Shattered Glory: The Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan Story!

A Russian ballet dancer named Pavel Dmitrichenko overcome with anger and jealous allegedly masterminded an atrocious attack against one of his rivals, paying two thugs to splash his face with sulfuric acid!

Unfortunately, this sad tale wasn't torn from the pages of a hot new production — it really happened!

The victim, Bolshoi Artistic Director Sergei Filin, suffered third-degree burns and may lose his vision!

Pavel, who apparently already admitted guilt to

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Jamie Oliver's Rare Black Swan MURDERED By A Fox!

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This is so SAD! One of Jamie Oliver's rare black swans was murdered by a fox!!

We know animals can't technically murder other animals, but this is different.

The fox didn't kill it for the meat or anything!

Jamie posted a disturbing pic to Instagram and wrote:

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Justin Timberlake Puts On His SeXXXy Suit & Tie To Sing Mirrors At Brit Awards!

Justin Timberlake hasn't blown our ballz off with The 20/20 Experience, but it's friggin' phenomenal to see him perform again!!

It might not be our favorite song ever, but the gorgeous guy's stage presence at the Brit Awards was pure, unadulterated AH-mazingness!

Ch-ch-check out JT's silky smooth moves for yourself as he sings Mirrors (above)!

Sure, he didn't drop jaws like Taylor Swift dissing Harry Styles and 1D as the Black Swan, but he still dropped moistened panties!

Yum, yum, YUM! We will take our Timbertoes any way we can get him!!

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Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen & Ashley Tisdale Spoof Off In Scary Movie 5 Trailer! Watch HERE!

Oh look!

It's Lindsay Lohan making fun of herself!

Even amidst all her turmoil, it warms out hearts knowing her sense of humor is just as bright as those jewels she wore playing Elizabeth Taylor!

She and Charlie Sheen play former residents of a home ruled by paranormal activity in Scary Movie 5. Hmm… we don't know why, but that just sounds SO familiar! Ha!

But though their funny bits grab our attention like the ghost that's grabbing his ballz, Ashley Tisdale is the real star of this satire. And oh how she shines!

Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!

P.S! OMG… Heather Locklear's spoof of Natalie Portman's Black Swan is just GOLDEN! Damn we love that woman.

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Mila Kunis Caught Looking Super Casual After Her Thai Massage!

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Whoa there! We almost didn't recognize ya!

Mila Kunis was spotted, errmm, sans maquillage yesterday, as she left her Thai massage session in Studio City!

Ashton Kutcher's lady-love is undoubtedly one of the prettiest females west of the World's Largest Ball of Twine — that's in Cawker City, KS, in case you were planning a road-trip.

But even the most beautiful of Black Swans has her occasional molting period!

No one debates the fact that Mila is a natural beauty, capable of looking radiant whenever she chooses!

Massage days are about relaxation and rejuvenation, though, not impressing the paparazzi!

She had more pressing concerns on her mind — like hurrying home to meet Ash for her happy ending, LOLz!!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

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