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Jamie Oliver's Rare Black Swan MURDERED By A Fox!

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This is so SAD! One of Jamie Oliver's rare black swans was murdered by a fox!!

We know animals can't technically murder other animals, but this is different.

The fox didn't kill it for the meat or anything!

Jamie posted a disturbing pic to Instagram and wrote:

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Justin Timberlake Puts On His SeXXXy Suit & Tie To Sing Mirrors At Brit Awards!

Justin Timberlake hasn't blown our ballz off with The 20/20 Experience, but it's friggin' phenomenal to see him perform again!!

It might not be our favorite song ever, but the gorgeous guy's stage presence at the Brit Awards was pure, unadulterated AH-mazingness!

Ch-ch-check out JT's silky smooth moves for yourself as he sings Mirrors (above)!

Sure, he didn't drop jaws like Taylor Swift dissing Harry Styles and 1D as the Black Swan, but he still dropped moistened panties!

Yum, yum, YUM! We will take our Timbertoes any way we can get him!!

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Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen & Ashley Tisdale Spoof Off In Scary Movie 5 Trailer! Watch HERE!

Oh look!

It's Lindsay Lohan making fun of herself!

Even amidst all her turmoil, it warms out hearts knowing her sense of humor is just as bright as those jewels she wore playing Elizabeth Taylor!

She and Charlie Sheen play former residents of a home ruled by paranormal activity in Scary Movie 5. Hmm… we don't know why, but that just sounds SO familiar! Ha!

But though their funny bits grab our attention like the ghost that's grabbing his ballz, Ashley Tisdale is the real star of this satire. And oh how she shines!

Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!!

P.S! OMG… Heather Locklear's spoof of Natalie Portman's Black Swan is just GOLDEN! Damn we love that woman.

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Mila Kunis Caught Looking Super Casual After Her Thai Massage!

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Whoa there! We almost didn't recognize ya!

Mila Kunis was spotted, errmm, sans maquillage yesterday, as she left her Thai massage session in Studio City!

Ashton Kutcher's lady-love is undoubtedly one of the prettiest females west of the World's Largest Ball of Twine — that's in Cawker City, KS, in case you were planning a road-trip.

But even the most beautiful of Black Swans has her occasional molting period!

No one debates the fact that Mila is a natural beauty, capable of looking radiant whenever she chooses!

Massage days are about relaxation and rejuvenation, though, not impressing the paparazzi!

She had more pressing concerns on her mind — like hurrying home to meet Ash for her happy ending, LOLz!!

[Image via AKM-GSI.]

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Chris Hemsworth Hammered Natalie Portman Like A Rusty Nail On Thor 2 Set?

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You'd almost think so, judging by Natty's dirty, sweaty face and possible post-sex hair!!

The dirty, dirty gal was spotted in London, filming the sequel to Thor!

Alas, we very seriously doubt Chris Hemsworth is swinging his godlike hammer anywhere near Natalie Portman's pink swan!!

For one, the Asgardian prince is happily married to the strikingly beautiful Spaniard, Elsa Pataky!

Likewise, co-star N-Portz said her vows with Benjamin Millepied earlier this year.

Nevertheless, Natalie and Chris shared palpable onscreen chemistry in Thor and we expect the same from the next film too!

Thor: The Dark World isn't slated for release until next November!

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Tom Hardy Set To Boner Bump Mila Kunis' Black Swan And Ashton Kutcher Cannot Stop Him!

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Watch out, Ashton Kutcher!

Bane is about to show your girl what it's like to lay down with a cocksure villain!

Rumors are swirling around Hollywood that Tom Hardy's manhood is swelling for the Sexiest Woman Alive!

Or it will be soon, if certain producers get their way!

Tom and Mila Kunis are very possibly the new frontrunners to play Christian and Ana in the 50 Shades of Grey adaptation!

We're not sure if

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Jennifer Lawrence Channels Her Inner Black Swan For W

Oh my! The evil Black Swan is back!

Jennifer Lawrence channeled her inner Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis for the cover of W's October 2012 issue by wearing a complete black feather getup!

Recently, we've seen the actress go "dark," as she was seen with black hair while promoting her film The Silver Linings Playbook at the Toronto International Film Festival over the weekend.

We're digging the new locks, but this look just isn't cuttin' it! Where's our brave archeress Katniss Everdeen??

[Image via W Magazine.]

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