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Mark Wahlberg And Jimmy Fallon Play Blackjack … And The Loser Gets SLAPPED In The Face With GIANT Hands!

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Mark Wahlberg is one lucky guy! He got to play Slapjack with Jimmy Fallon!

What's slapjack, you ask? It's blackjack with all the same rules… except the loser gets slapped!

Slapped with a HUGE foam hand! Ha!

Of all the people Fallon could face, Wahlberg is one scary opponent. Would U dare to smack Mark Wahlberg??

[ Related: Mark Wahlberg Wants Assault Conviction Pardoned To Shoot Guns?! ]

Our favorite part? Mark Wahlberg wouldn't stop talking about his GIGANTIC PENIS!! LOLz! Well, his huge prosthetic penis from Boogie Nights. Either way, it was hilarious and still pretty hot.

Check out the video (below) to watch one seriously high stakes game of Slapjack.

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Ben Affleck Admits To Counting Cards But Swears He Doesn't Have A Gambling Problem!

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Ben Affleck is ready to set the record straight: he did not kill his wife!

No wait, that's Ben's Gone Girl character Nick Dunne. What Ben wants to say is that he does not have a gambling problem.

But the story of him getting busted for counting cards in a casino? Yeah, that happened. He says:

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Ben Affleck's Gambling Is Such A Bad Addiction It’s Hurting His Marriage With Jennifer Garner?!

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You’ve got to know when to hold ‘em and know when to fold ‘em, Ben Affleck!

But according to sources, the 41-year-old actor has been blowing through money at casinos like crazy!

And Jennifer Garner might be officially fed up!

As we reported earlier this month, Ben was even BANNED from the blackjack tables at the Hard Rock Casino in Las Vegas after he got caught counting cards!

Insiders say after security escorted Mr. Affleck out of the building, his wife was none too pleased that his gambling addiction was rearing its ugly head in their lives again!

Someone close to the couple explained:

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Ben Affleck BANNED By Hard Rock Casino After Counting Cards At The Blackjack Table!!!!

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Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, bat banned man!

Ben Affleck has reportedly been banned form the Hard Rock Casino for counting cards while playing blackjack!!!

It all started when he took his wifey Jennifer Garner to Sin City earlier this week, a supposed romantic getaway before his upcoming long, hard Batman shoot in Detroit.

We don't know if those two lovebirds got down and dirty in their hotel room, but what happened on the casino floor was anything but romantic!!

The Oscar-winning movie star was playing blackjack at a high rollers table when security suddenly appeared out of nowhere and

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Harry Potter Stars Tom Felton & Rupert Grint Cast Blackjack Magic In Sin City!

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Attention Witches and Wizards of the World! Prepare yoursleves for some MAJOR Harry Potter-induced bonerz!

Blonde-haired badboy magic-maker Tom Felton AND spicy ginger biscuit Rupert Grint are currently partying together in Las Vegas!!! Just like Prince Harry!

Ok, so sadly there are no naked pics of the pair playing beer bong with female tourists, but Tom DID tweet a picture of himself and a VERY wasted sleepy-eyed Rupert (above) along with the caption:

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Fan Pets Of The Day

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Today's Fan Pets of the Day are….Peanut and Blackjack!

Teddyhilton.com readers Rebecca and Matt ADORE their two tiny tots and obvis, we just can't get enough of these two!

And we'd GLADLY celebrate Christmas in July with these two!

Rebecca and Matt write:

Peanut is bestest big brother to Blackjack! They're inseperable!!!

Awww, brotherly love…can we dogsit these cutiez, pwease?!?!

Check out more pics of Peanut and Blackjack (below) RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

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Bill Maher And Jane Lynch Do A Dramatic Reading Of Anthony Weiner's Dirty Facebook Messages!

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Hoooooooooly shit!

This is possibly the best thing we have EVER seen!

On Friday night's episode of Real Time With Bill Maher, he enlisted the help of Jane Lynch to do a dramatic reading of Anthony Weiner's SUPER NSFW Facebook exchanges with Vegas blackjack dealer Lisa Weiss, and it's just as, if not more, amazing than you anticipate!

Check it out (above)!

Just wait for the final exchange! It's almost too good to be true - if we didn't know that it was!

We think Maher says it best: "We're all appalled by that, but it had to be done!"

LOLz! Indeed, it did! And we couldn't be more thrilled than it was those two re-enacting it!

More! More! More!

Take that show on the road, dear lord!

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