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Ever Wondered What Brad Pitt Would Look Like Strung Out On Meth?

Filed under: Icky Icky PooBrad Pitt


We imagine something like this! BLECK!

Redo! Redo!

This is the waxwork the Musee Grevin in Paris unveiled today of America's sexiest 40-something, Brad Pitt. If we could chose one word to describe it, it would have to be … TRAVESTY!

Why the hell does he look like a greasy Grandpa pimp?! All he needs is a cane and few hos and he'd be good to go! And God - the hair! The crow's feet! The off-colored gotee! The list goes on and on!

How can the art not reflect the man?! The subject was a Venus! We're just … ARGH!

If your eyes can stand the sight of it, check out more pics of the piece in the gallery (below)

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Charlie Sheen kissing and the holding the hand of a young, blonde mystery lady outside of an office building in Calabasas!

Sigh. Why anyone would be STOOPID enough to even toy with the idea of dating him at this point is beyond us, but oh well!

Best of luck, you two! Or something!

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The Reason Bristol Ended Things With Levi

It's all become so clear to us now! After viewing this music video Levi Johnston did with "singer" Brittani Senser, we find Bristol Palin totally justified in break up with him.

Who wants to tell people their boyfriend starred in this mess?! Bleck!

It's so bad, we can't even laugh at it! (But we will anyway!)

Check out the masterpiece that destroyed Levi's chances with Bristol! (above)

Was it worth it, Levi?! Thoughts, Sexy Sarah?

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Little J Is Back On The Set Of Gossip Girl And Looking As Elegant As Ever!

Filed under: TV NewsGossip GirlTaylor Momsen


Well, fuck.

Here we were thinking we would be rid of her until at least November!

Nope, that's not some middle-aged hooker doing the walk of shame after a night of turning tricks outside of your neighborhood Denny's!

That's Taylor Momsen, who is apparently up to no good and once again terrorizing the set of the show she should have been killed off of last season, Gossip Girl!

We're glad to see a trip away from the city in the season finale didn't alter her fashion sense!



[Image via WENN.]

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Puck From Glee Has A Solo Album Coming - With A Shiteous Single!

Filed under: Music MinuteRyan SeacrestSad SadGlee


BLECK. We expected so much more from you, bb!

We were excited to hear that Glee's Mark Salling, who plays Puck, was reportedly working on a solo album, called Pipe Dreams, set to be released in October!

This morning, our dreams were crushed when Ryan Seacrest debuted one of the hottie's tracks, called Higher Power, on his radio show, and we hate to say it, but it BLOWS.

Bland. Awful awful awful.

Click below to listen for yourself, but be warned - it's not a pleasant experience! Hopefully this is just an awful fluke and the rest of his music will be better, but we're not counting our chickens!

So sad.


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Incest Is NOT The Best, Ladies!

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BLECK! This is some effed up shiz!

Playboy twins and Hugh Hefner's former whores Karissa and Kristina Shannon decided to to share this less-than sisterly display of incest mutual respect and admiration at the mansion's annual Mid Summer's Night Dream party, and we'll just leave it at that.

We're sufficiently grossed out enough for one day, thank you very much!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Another Remake Fresh From The Slaughterhouse!

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Is nothing sacred anymore, Timberpussy?

Apparently not!

Not even cartoons about stoned bears with an affinity for a various picnic foods!

Check out the brand new poster for the latest classic to be taken out back and shot, Yogi Bear, starring Dan Aykroyd as the title character and Justin Timberlake as Boo Boo!

We think we'll wait for the DVD. Or just skip it all together.


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