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Nicolas Cage Assures The World That He Is NOT A Vampire!

That's EXACTLY the kind of thing we'd expect to hear from a vampire! LOLz!

Check out the video (above) of Nicolas Cage informing David Letterman, the Late Show studio audience, and the entire world that he does NOT drink blood.

We're still not convinced. We recently saw him walking around EL Lay, and he was sparkling all over the place!!!!!

Ah well…perhaps one of these days Nic will tell the truth! Or maybe he'll get caught in the bloodsucking act! Ha!

What do U think? Is Nicolas Cage truly NOT a vampire???

P.S. We're JK! We realize that Nic Cage is actually a human being.

P.S.S. Or is he??????????? (maniacal laugh)

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Lindsay Lohan Sucks It For Tyler Shields

Filed under: Lindsay LohanFilm Flickers

Lindsay Lohan made her 40 second return to acting by portraying a vampire in a short clip by photographer Tyler Shields.

The entire clip is basically Linds making her "O" face, which would have been perfect for that Linda Lovelace film.

What could have been…

Check out the bloodsucker's talent in the clip (above)!

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