The news that Max Martini was just cast in Fifty Shades of Grey leaves our loins shaken AND stirred!
Max, who starred in Pacific Rim with ex-Christian Grey Charlie Hunnam, was just cast as Christian's head bodygaurd, and let it be known that we'd guard his body or pacify his rim any day of the week!
We bet Charlie wishes he was still Christian so the two could have some more onscreen chemistry together, this time not fighting huge monsters in armored robots.
Although, those mech suits could be used as some sort of S&M outfit in The Red Room of Pain…
Congrats, Max! We hope you take a sip from a wine glass over and over again in celebration!