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5 Seconds Of Summer Accepted Their Teen Choice Award Naked Last Night & Ashton Irwin Was Extremely 'Excited' About It!

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Well, it's their first Teen Choice Awards! Of COURSE Ashton Irwin is gonna be excited!!!

5 Seconds of Summer accepted their TCAs for Break Out Group AND Group Of The Summer during a 'group shower' session while on tour because they're not ones to let down their fans…

And it seems that during the video, Ashton showed off a LITTLE more than he expected…AKA he totally had a boner!!!

Proving he's not one hide from the accidental nudity, the drummer took to Twitter to own up to what happened.

He said:

To study the incident in further detail, ch-ch-check it out in GIF form…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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David Beckham Hides His Man-Cannon While Heading Into The Gym! Maybe He's A Little Stiff After Waking Up!

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Men and women's opinions tend to differ on many subjects, but if there's one thing we can all agree on it'd be this:

We'd all f*ck David Beckham.

There, we said it! Now it's out there for all to see! LOLz!

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Disgusting Homophobic Critics Claim Michael Sam Had A Boner During The Draft Combine!

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Ugh! Don't flatter yourself, football players!!

Michael Sam has made tons of headlines due to the possibility of him being the first openly gay athlete to play in the NFL. However, this week he's been hard at work at the draft combine proving that he actually has the skills to play at the next level.

Unfortunately, some childish critics weren't paying attention to his statistics and instead decided to focus on other things, like his penis!

That's right. Critics are actually claiming that at one point during the combine, Michael Sam had an erection.

Aside from the fact that this is absolutely ridiculous, let's just get a few facts out of the way. Michael Sam is a man. Michael Sam is a man with a penis. Michael Sam is a man with a penis wearing a skin tight suit. Is any of this adding up for anyone else?

C'mon people! We see Jon Hamm's trouser snake all the time and he's usually wearing sweat pants!!

Ch-ch-check out the video of Michael …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Zac Efron Popped Viagra & Gave Himself A Huge, Hard Horsey D*ck? See His Confession HERE!

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Well, it all started innocently enough!!!

Zac Efron took his gorgeous god-like body onto Conan last night and pimped out his new comedy, That Awkward Moment!

Lo and behold, the 26-year-old super stud was about to have a super awks moment of his very own!

Referencing a scene in the film where his character pops some Viagra and boner HIGHlarity ensues, Conan O'Brien asked Zefron about his REAL life experiences with the erection pill!

As it turns out, he "his friend" took some once, and it gave him a giant HORSE dong!!!!! OMG!!!!

Ch-ch-check it out the interview for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Cyclist Got A Boner For 5 WEEKS After Crash!

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Holy guacamole!

When you're a cyclist, you're used to something hard between your legs for an extended amount of time — just not THIS long!!

A 22-year-old mountain biker was admitted to a Dublin hospital after a bike injury ended up having an erection that lasted for FIVE WEEKS!

It was a straddle injury on the crossbar of his bike that started an irregular blood flow to his penis. Here's the thing, though — he didn't go to the hospital until he

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