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Disgusting Homophobic Critics Claim Michael Sam Had A Boner During The Draft Combine!

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Ugh! Don't flatter yourself, football players!!

Michael Sam has made tons of headlines due to the possibility of him being the first openly gay athlete to play in the NFL. However, this week he's been hard at work at the draft combine proving that he actually has the skills to play at the next level.

Unfortunately, some childish critics weren't paying attention to his statistics and instead decided to focus on other things, like his penis!

That's right. Critics are actually claiming that at one point during the combine, Michael Sam had an erection.

Aside from the fact that this is absolutely ridiculous, let's just get a few facts out of the way. Michael Sam is a man. Michael Sam is a man with a penis. Michael Sam is a man with a penis wearing a skin tight suit. Is any of this adding up for anyone else?

C'mon people! We see Jon Hamm's trouser snake all the time and he's usually wearing sweat pants!!

Ch-ch-check out the video of Michael …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Zac Efron Popped Viagra & Gave Himself A Huge, Hard Horsey D*ck? See His Confession HERE!

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Well, it all started innocently enough!!!

Zac Efron took his gorgeous god-like body onto Conan last night and pimped out his new comedy, That Awkward Moment!

Lo and behold, the 26-year-old super stud was about to have a super awks moment of his very own!

Referencing a scene in the film where his character pops some Viagra and boner HIGHlarity ensues, Conan O'Brien asked Zefron about his REAL life experiences with the erection pill!

As it turns out, he "his friend" took some once, and it gave him a giant HORSE dong!!!!! OMG!!!!

Ch-ch-check it out the interview for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Cyclist Got A Boner For 5 WEEKS After Crash!

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Holy guacamole!

When you're a cyclist, you're used to something hard between your legs for an extended amount of time — just not THIS long!!

A 22-year-old mountain biker was admitted to a Dublin hospital after a bike injury ended up having an erection that lasted for FIVE WEEKS!

It was a straddle injury on the crossbar of his bike that started an irregular blood flow to his penis. Here's the thing, though — he didn't go to the hospital until he

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Padma Lakshmi Wraps Those Boobs In Red Then Jumps In The Ocean In Bikini

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Padma Lakshmi spent the weekend rubbing Florida's weather in our faces!

While the rest of the U.S. of A. is freezing their nuts off, Padma was spotted on the beach — and then IN the ocean — wearing nothing but a skimpy read bathing suit, showing off those curves and assets like she was born to sunbathe all day erryday somewhere tropic!

Luckily, we've got a bunch of pics of the dip she took!

Nobody can argue that she doesn't have and incredz body — not with all this boner poppin' proof!

Ch-ch-check her out (below)!

P.S. — Remember when she found bigfoot?? Cray!

[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]

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Real Housewives' Joanna Krupa's Bikini Day Works Out In Our Favor!

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We like seeing fit people in swimwear, and Joanna Krupa is fit and loves bikinis!

What part of a bunch of bikini pics of Joanna Krupa DOESN'T work out in our favor?? Plus, the world deserves a boner once in a while, LOLZ!!

Joanna is no stranger to looking hot in a bikini, but she looks so damn good that we feel like we're seeing her for the first time, every time!

We wonder what the intense details of her fitness regime would reveal! She spends a lot of time at the pool — the rest of her time must be in the gym!

Ha! More pics (below)!

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Gabrielle Union FLAUNTS That Bikini Body!

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So you fire up Instagram, right?? You have NO intentions of getting a boner, and you're just standing there waiting on it to load, because you're not connected to wifi and you're on AT&T in LA — so it's pretty slow.

Then it happens.

The picture of Gabrielle Union in a bikini (above) pops up, and so does your you-know-what! Now you've got a boner while standing on a random sidewalk out in public!

Thanks, Gabrielle Union! Thanks a lot!!

LOLz!

Seriously! That girl's body is fit and trim and healthy as can be — we wish we knew her secret!

Whatever she's doing is WERKIN'!

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90210's AnnaLynne McCord STUNS Beach-Goers With Yellow Bikini!

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WOW!

When AnnaLynne McCord goes to the beach, she means business! That includes wearing a yellow bikini that leaves very little to anyone's imagination, and that's JUST FINE. Why? Because she has the body for it!!

The 90210 actress had no reservations about what she obviously spends a lot of time keeping in shape, and she should be proud of it! Good for her!

Hope she wore sunscreen, though! Ha!

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