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Tom Daley 2013 Calendar Being Released, World Braces For So Many Boners!

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Tom Daley 2013 Calendar

Does anyone have a fan or some ice to cool us down??

This is the hottest news we've had all day!

British diver Tom Daley and his RIDIC abs are being featured in a calendar!

It's up for preorder right now — which means we have to wait, but also means that we can get it the DAY it come out.

Wow, we just don't know if the world can handle another boner epidemic right now…

LOLz!

Just kidding, boners all around!

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American Rower Gets Bronze Medal And Boner!

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The American men's rowing team was really excited about their bronze medals.

REALLLLLLY excited!

Let's play a game called "Find The Boner."

Find it yet?

Second guy from the left.

He apparently is claiming that it's just his (enormous) flaccid penis, facing upwards in his unisuit.

He has a reddit account and went on there to clarify, saying:

"I swear it's not erect! I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go."

So there you go.

His penis just naturally faces upwards and is kinda huge when flaccid.

If it's true, congrats on the huge penis. If not, you got a boner on the Olympic medal stand, and that's still pretty awesome.

You should be proud. Let your flag fly!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Man Sues BMW For…His Erection?

BMW boner lawsuit

WTF!?

A 52-year-old man is suing BMW and a motorcycle seat company because he got a boner that lasted almost two years after a four-hour ride on the vehicle.

Henry Wolf alleges that the unwanted perpetual hard-on developed because of

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The Situation Pops A Situation In His Pants During Workout!

Filed under: YouTubeThe SituationFitnessHIGHlariousReality TV

Check out the outtakes from The Situation's new workout DVD!

Listen to his classic catch phrases like, "time for The Situation special", "The Abanator", and of course, "did I just call you 'butter' or 'brother'?"

Make sure to pay special attention to the situation growing in his shorts at the 40 second mark.

LOLz!

That looks like a certified boner to us!

What do U think? Is it just us or did The Situation, in fact, get a little too excited in this situation?

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