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Tom Daley 2013 Calendar Being Released, World Braces For So Many Boners!

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Tom Daley 2013 Calendar

Does anyone have a fan or some ice to cool us down??

This is the hottest news we've had all day!

British diver Tom Daley and his RIDIC abs are being featured in a calendar!

It's up for preorder right now — which means we have to wait, but also means that we can get it the DAY it come out.

Wow, we just don't know if the world can handle another boner epidemic right now…

LOLz!

Just kidding, boners all around!

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NYC's Fiiiiiiinest Firefighters Make Seksi Shirtless Calendar

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Ouch! This is scorching!

Is there a fire in here, or are we just looking at 2013's Calendar of Heroes?? (Possibly both, we can't be bothered to look away from our computers to check, though!)

The world's seXXXest all-firefighter calendar is on sell now, and we have a SNEAK PEEK of what's in-between the pages!

Pressssssss Plaaaaaay (above) to start a fire in your pants!!

That is… if you think you can take the heat!

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American Rower Gets Bronze Medal And Boner!

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The American men's rowing team was really excited about their bronze medals.

REALLLLLLY excited!

Let's play a game called "Find The Boner."

Find it yet?

Second guy from the left.

He apparently is claiming that it's just his (enormous) flaccid penis, facing upwards in his unisuit.

He has a reddit account and went on there to clarify, saying:

"I swear it's not erect! I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go."

So there you go.

His penis just naturally faces upwards and is kinda huge when flaccid.

If it's true, congrats on the huge penis. If not, you got a boner on the Olympic medal stand, and that's still pretty awesome.

You should be proud. Let your flag fly!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Jeremy Renner Accidentally Takes Viagra For The Transatlantic Boner Of A Lifetime

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Is that an arrow in Hawkeye's quiver or is he just happy to see us??

Jeremy Renner chatted with Jimmy Kimmel earlier this week and he told us a tale that was almost too hard to swallow!

Ch-Ch-Check out the HIGHlarious interview (above) to learn why the actor accidentally took Viagra instead of Ambien and spent an entire 12 hour flight with, uhhh, his seat-tray in the up right and locked position!

The Bourne Legacy star only meant to have one stiff drink before falling asleep but he certainly got more than he bargained for!!

We wonder whether any sky marshals noticed the shenanigans? It probably looked like he was trying to smuggle in a sequoia, LOLz!!

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Man Sues BMW For…His Erection?

BMW boner lawsuit

WTF!?

A 52-year-old man is suing BMW and a motorcycle seat company because he got a boner that lasted almost two years after a four-hour ride on the vehicle.

Henry Wolf alleges that the unwanted perpetual hard-on developed because of

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The Situation Pops A Situation In His Pants During Workout!

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Check out the outtakes from The Situation's new workout DVD!

Listen to his classic catch phrases like, "time for The Situation special", "The Abanator", and of course, "did I just call you 'butter' or 'brother'?"

Make sure to pay special attention to the situation growing in his shorts at the 40 second mark.

LOLz!

That looks like a certified boner to us!

What do U think? Is it just us or did The Situation, in fact, get a little too excited in this situation?

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Completely Gratuitous

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Just run to us, bb, run to US!!!!

Openly gay actor Matt Boner Bomer was spotted on location doing some sort of action scene (we don't even care, just let us watch him run), for his TV show White Collar at Battery Park in NYC.

So delish!!

[Images via WENN.]

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