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Gabrielle Union FLAUNTS That Bikini Body!

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So you fire up Instagram, right?? You have NO intentions of getting a boner, and you're just standing there waiting on it to load, because you're not connected to wifi and you're on AT&T in LA — so it's pretty slow.

Then it happens.

The picture of Gabrielle Union in a bikini (above) pops up, and so does your you-know-what! Now you've got a boner while standing on a random sidewalk out in public!

Thanks, Gabrielle Union! Thanks a lot!!

LOLz!

Seriously! That girl's body is fit and trim and healthy as can be — we wish we knew her secret!

Whatever she's doing is WERKIN'!

[Image via Instagram.]

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90210's AnnaLynne McCord STUNS Beach-Goers With Yellow Bikini!

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WOW!

When AnnaLynne McCord goes to the beach, she means business! That includes wearing a yellow bikini that leaves very little to anyone's imagination, and that's JUST FINE. Why? Because she has the body for it!!

The 90210 actress had no reservations about what she obviously spends a lot of time keeping in shape, and she should be proud of it! Good for her!

Hope she wore sunscreen, though! Ha!

[Image via KVS/Gaz Shirley/Pacific Coast News.]

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Tom Daley 2013 Calendar Being Released, World Braces For So Many Boners!

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Does anyone have a fan or some ice to cool us down??

This is the hottest news we've had all day!

British diver Tom Daley and his RIDIC abs are being featured in a calendar!

It's up for preorder right now — which means we have to wait, but also means that we can get it the DAY it come out.

Wow, we just don't know if the world can handle another boner epidemic right now…

LOLz!

Just kidding, boners all around!

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NYC's Fiiiiiiinest Firefighters Make Seksi Shirtless Calendar

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Ouch! This is scorching!

Is there a fire in here, or are we just looking at 2013's Calendar of Heroes?? (Possibly both, we can't be bothered to look away from our computers to check, though!)

The world's seXXXest all-firefighter calendar is on sell now, and we have a SNEAK PEEK of what's in-between the pages!

Pressssssss Plaaaaaay (above) to start a fire in your pants!!

That is… if you think you can take the heat!

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American Rower Gets Bronze Medal And Boner!

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The American men's rowing team was really excited about their bronze medals.

REALLLLLLY excited!

Let's play a game called "Find The Boner."

Find it yet?

Second guy from the left.

He apparently is claiming that it's just his (enormous) flaccid penis, facing upwards in his unisuit.

He has a reddit account and went on there to clarify, saying:

"I swear it's not erect! I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go."

So there you go.

His penis just naturally faces upwards and is kinda huge when flaccid.

If it's true, congrats on the huge penis. If not, you got a boner on the Olympic medal stand, and that's still pretty awesome.

You should be proud. Let your flag fly!

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Jeremy Renner Accidentally Takes Viagra For The Transatlantic Boner Of A Lifetime

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Is that an arrow in Hawkeye's quiver or is he just happy to see us??

Jeremy Renner chatted with Jimmy Kimmel earlier this week and he told us a tale that was almost too hard to swallow!

Ch-Ch-Check out the HIGHlarious interview (above) to learn why the actor accidentally took Viagra instead of Ambien and spent an entire 12 hour flight with, uhhh, his seat-tray in the up right and locked position!

The Bourne Legacy star only meant to have one stiff drink before falling asleep but he certainly got more than he bargained for!!

We wonder whether any sky marshals noticed the shenanigans? It probably looked like he was trying to smuggle in a sequoia, LOLz!!

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Man Sues BMW For…His Erection?

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WTF!?

A 52-year-old man is suing BMW and a motorcycle seat company because he got a boner that lasted almost two years after a four-hour ride on the vehicle.

Henry Wolf alleges that the unwanted perpetual hard-on developed because of

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