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Jessica Simpson's Sexy Body Is In Motion For New Weight Watchers Commercial! See How Good The Results Are Paying Off In Her Latest Ad HERE!

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Jessica Simpson refers to her super sexy body as a "work in progress" — but we think it looks pretty damn good as it is!

Starring in the new Weight Watchers video called My Body, Jessica talks a bit about her body and what it's been through (two ADORABLE kids!) and what it's going through to get into the best shape ever!

It's nice to hear her talk about it, even though it's totally scripted! We get some thoughts from her instead of just boner material!

Good move, Weight Watchers!

Next we wanna see a swimsuit… regardless if things are still in "progress!"

She's always beautiful no matter what!

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Pope Francis Is At It Again! Find Out What He Described As A "Fine Wine Which Gladdens Hearts" HERE!

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Everyone's favorite pointy-hatted dude is back and this time he's waxing poetic about the internetz!

Pope Francis is convinced the internet can and should be used for good! He thinks it's a great tool for sharing ideas and engaging in dialogue! He went so far as to call it a "balm which relieves pain and a fine wine which gladdens hearts!"

OMG, we might be missing the bigger picture here, but we love that drinking wine gladdens the pope's heart!

In a statement on Thursday, the Twitter-loving Pope also revealed:

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Elisabetta Canalis Takes Her Underboob On Vacay!!

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The world just would not be right without underboob, and Elisabetta Canalis knows that! She also knows that means vacations wouldn't be the same either — so her underboob is out in full force!

She's on holiday at the hotel Regina, poppin' boners all over the place, without a care in the world! We wonder if she still thinks about George Clooney, especially now that he's single again!

With a body like that, we're sure she has her pick! Why would she ever backtrack??

LOLz!

Rock it, gurl!

[Image via Ischia/WENN.]

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Ever Wonder How Male Strippers Keep Their Onstage BONER??? Find Out Here!!!

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We have to admit, at one point in our lives, we have wondered how male strippers maintain an erection while dancing onstage for both men and women, and now, we know the secret behind what makes a man's moneymaker stay… err, HARD.

In the What?! Logo documentary, I'm a Stripper, two exotic dancers reveal what they do to keep their hard-on, and while some men do it the natural way, others use Viagra to stay erect.

However, that's not the only things male strippers do to keep their boner. They also watch porn, use cock rings and stay turned on simply because of money.

Wowzerz!!

And we're just gonna take a wild guess, and say that the bigger the penis is, the more $$$ the dancers are getting.

What do U think?

Take a peek at the clip (above) for more deets!

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Bill Gates Is Tired Of Regular Condoms, Will Pay You $100k For A New Design!

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Bill Gates is either tired of having to wear condoms, or he's fed up with sleaze-balls using the "it doesn't feel as good" excuse to not have to wear them. Either way, we might be getting a new and technologically advanced condom out of it!

That's right, if you've been sitting on a new sheath for your meat, Bill Gates will pay you $100,000!!

You'd think he could offer more than that… but hey, it's a good start! LOLz!

Latex was a major breakthrough (not literally, hopefully!), but now we're ready for the next step in condom evolution!

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Tim McGraw's Incredz Body Is Built From Hard Work (And Sobriety)!!

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If you're hoping that Tim McGraw's fab and ridiculous 8 pack just showed up one day because he got sober, you need to rethink your hopes and dreams — sobriety was a big part, yes, but there's also the countless hours of hard work!

Luckily, he isn't being tight-lipped about it. Here's what he said:

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Ryan Gosling Calls His Muscles 'Pets' — We Call Them Hot!

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Ryan Gosling is in shape. Fantastic, boner-inducing shape. LOLz!

He understands what it takes to stay in shape, and he also understands the reasoning behind it all. At 32, and the older you get, it becomes a little harder to maintain.

So, what are his words of wisdom?

Brace yourself — his words are like liquid gold for anyone who loves the look of him! He shares:

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