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Boo-Hoo! Lindsay Afraid To Be Alone In The Slammer!

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters


We think it will do her some GOOD to be alone, without people to coddle and yes the shit out of her!

Sources close to Lindsanity LOLhan are reportedly deeply concerned about the hard-pAArtying wacktress' upcoming prison sentence, because she's allegedly claustrophobic and can never be alone!

It's apparently so bad that Lindsay had a friend fly with her home from France just so she didn't have to do it alone!

Wah wah wah!

Time for baby Lindsay to put on her big girl shoes and toughen up!

We don't think prisons make special accommodations for meth-faced cry babies!

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Boo-effing-Hoo! Lindsay's Lawyer Releases Official Statement - Trial "Unfair!"

Filed under: Lindsay LohanLegal Matters


Oh, boo-hoo!

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, is still whining about the alleged 'unfair' treatment her client received from the amazing Judge Marsha Revel, and has released the following statement:

“Ms. Lohan and I are extremely disappointed in the sentence handed down by Judge Revel. We believe that the penalty is far harsher than what others would have received under similar circumstances. The reality is that Ms. Lohan, like most defendants, had to balance work commitments with court requirements. To be punished so severely for doing so, particularly in light of the fact that she substantially complied with each of her probationary conditions, is harsh and unfair. That said, Ms. Lohan is prepared to serve her jail time and to comply with the Court's orders.”

“With respect to Ms. Lohan's nails, the fact is, the words could barely be seen by the naked eye. That a courtroom camera, purportedly there to accurately chronicle the proceedings, would use a telephoto lens to zoom in as it did to Ms. Lohan's fingernail is a commentary on the entire issue.”

Far harsher than others would have received? How about she's lucky that she's gone this long without her ass being thrown in jail?

Someone just can't handle not getting their way for the first time ever! THIS is what happens when you always "yes" someone and they never have any consequences for their actions!

So in conclusion, Shawn Chapman Holley, shut the fuck up and go enAAble some other trainwreck celebrity!

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Boo-Hoo, Tiger!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooZportzLove LineTiger Woods


Sucks to be Tiger Woods!

The douchebag golfer is not only faced with having to pay a giant divorce settlement to his wife, Elin Nordegren, but he effed up his game big time yesterday while playing the AT&T National!

He says:

"I just putted awful, really. It was a very frustrating day on the greens, especially how good I was driving it. Outside the ropes there are certainly still distractions. It is what it is. I think everyone has had distractions in their lives [but] I think that my life out here on tour is becoming more normalized. You're not always going to go through life perfect. No one does. When you make a mistake, step up to the plate and take ownership of it."

Excuses, excuses! Boo-hoo!

We still don't buy that he truly has any remorse for what he did - just all of the backlash that it's brought him!


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Megan Fox Claims She CHOSE To Leave Transformers 3!

Filed under: Film FlickersMegan Fox


Oh, boo-hoo!

Now that Megan Fox has gotten a cold, hard reality check and her ass canned from the next Transformers movie because she doesn't know how to shut her effing mouth, she's now trying to convince the world that it was her choice to be fired leave the project!

Her rep says:

“Megan Fox will not be starring in Transformers 3. It was her decision not to return. She wishes the franchise the best.”

We're sure the action franchise is just so beneath her, now that she's making such artistic and thought-provoking pieces like Jennifer's Body and Jonah Hex! LOLz!

But why speak through your rep, bb? We all know that your delicate and insightful way with words is what got you in this mess - it's a shame you didn't decide to continue the dialogue yourself! Tell us how you really feel about getting fired!

Let it out, girl!


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Pretty Wild Star Pretty Lame!

Filed under: Sad SadYoung Hollywood


This is why we don't steal things, little girl!

Miz Alexis Neiers turned on the waterworks and compared herself to Buddha when asked about heading off to prison.

Please girl! Even Buddha is calling you delusional!

Check out the fakest display of sorrow on TV ever! (above)

Oh, and enjoy prison!

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