The douchebag golfer is not only faced with having to pay a giant divorce settlement to his wife, Elin Nordegren, but he effed up his game big time yesterday while playing the AT&T National!
"I just putted awful, really. It was a very frustrating day on the greens, especially how good I was driving it. Outside the ropes there are certainly still distractions. It is what it is. I think everyone has had distractions in their lives [but] I think that my life out here on tour is becoming more normalized. You're not always going to go through life perfect. No one does. When you make a mistake, step up to the plate and take ownership of it."
Excuses, excuses! Boo-hoo!
We still don't buy that he truly has any remorse for what he did - just all of the backlash that it's brought him!
Now that Megan Fox has gotten a cold, hard reality check and her ass canned from the next Transformers movie because she doesn't know how to shut her effing mouth, she's now trying to convince the world that it was her choice to be fired leave the project!
Her rep says:
“Megan Fox will not be starring in Transformers 3. It was her decision not to return. She wishes the franchise the best.”
We're sure the action franchise is just so beneath her, now that she's making such artistic and thought-provoking pieces like Jennifer's Body and Jonah Hex! LOLz!
But why speak through your rep, bb? We all know that your delicate and insightful way with words is what got you in this mess - it's a shame you didn't decide to continue the dialogue yourself! Tell us how you really feel about getting fired!
We're not sure that's a good enough excuse for fans who paid money to hear you sing, girl!
Whitney Houston's latest concert on her Nothing But Excuses Love tour in London was reportedly a disaster that left critics and fans alike furious!
The diva, who apparently couldn't hit any notes and bombed I Will Always Love You, couldn't take the shame and attempted to smooth things over with the audience by blaming the air conditioning in the O2 Arena!
"She don't want to come, my soprano friend. Sometimes the old girl sings, but not tonight. I want to do it, but she doesn't want to… She's getting a little… temperamental, even. Turn the air-con off, I can feel it, it takes away my soprano."
Tisk, tisk, Whit Whit.
Something tells us that you are NOT taking care of yourself!
We don't know what's going on over there at the American Idol studios, but something is in the water!
First there was Ryan Seacrest's bizarre meltdown during this week's live show and now there are reports that Crystal Bowersox has been threatening to leave.
Sources say that the popular front-runner (and perhaps one of the only contestants who actually deserves to be there) has become completely overwhelmed with the show's hectic schedule and strenuous demands.
Even Ryan Seacrest confirmed that he just recently found an emotional and homesick Crystal having a breakdown in the parking lot after she asked to quit the show and go back home to her family in Ohio.
Luckily, the pint-sized host was there to talk her down from the ledge. He told the hippie songstress:
"The greatest thing I ever did was make enough money so I could buy my mom a house. You can buy your mom a house."
Apparently that was what she needed to hear because last we checked, she was still a member of the remaining seven contestants.
But this time, there's a lot more to this than just the photo.
In the text describing the issue -- which marks the first time since 2011 that all six of these ladies have been snapped together for a magazine cover -- the writers refer to the brood as "America's First Family."
Using that language to describe the 16-page spread for a bunch of reality TV stars is giving plenty of readers, or should we say, now-former readers, the impression that the mag is undermining the actual First Family, the Obamas.
So, after this picture was posted, Twitter users became enraged.
However, we're wondering if sparking controversy was part of the publicity for the issue, because Cosmo's Editor-In-Chief, Joanna Coles, seems to be pretty open to all sorts of cover comments, tweeting: