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Taylor Lautner Trying His Hand Doggy Dong At Porn?! Get Deets On His 8-Inch Dirk Diggler HERE!

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Watch out, Marky Mark — Tay Tay is coming for your delicious dangling dong!

Well, not like that, LOLz!!

Taylor Lautner will play the part of Dirk Diggler in a live reading of Boogie Nights at LACMA on Thursday!!

Yes, that Dirk Diggler!! Mark Wahlberg's perfectly peened character from Paul Thomas Anderson's epic film about the '70s porn scene!!

AMAZEBALLZ!!!!! We wish we could be there to see it!!

Taylor will read alongside Parenthood's Mae Whitman (as Roller Girl) in the Jason Reitman production!!!

We wonder whether he will whip out his magnificent manhood to try and "imprint" with Mae's character? Ha!!

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Mark Wahlberg Still Has The Touch 16 Years After Boogie Nights! Watch HERE!

Honestly, we don't know what's MORE HIGHlarious here:

That Mark Wahlberg had the balls to re-experience one of the most AH-MAY-ZING, cringe-worthy moments from his break-out acting role, or that all of this is coming from a man who got his start in the entertainment industry as a MUSICIAN!

Either way, THANK THE LORD THAT THIS HAPPENED!

You may recall that way back in the '90s, when the now-successful-actor was still widely regarded as Marky Mark, he broke into the film world with a critically lauded performance as a '70s porn star in the movie Boogie Nights who eventually attempts - and fails - to go mainstream with his very own single, You Got The Touch!

Seriously, if you haven't seen it, you simply MUST give the scene a watch HERE!

Well apparently, it's a favorite of Jimmy Kimmel, because the late night talk show host convinced Mark - who is busy promoting his new flick Broken City - to perform one HELL OF AN ENCORE of the musical majesty as he walked on to the Live stage last night!

Man oh man, was it just as glorious as we remembered it or WHAT?!

Ch-ch-check it out for yourself (above)!

And to think, folks: that song was NOT written for the movie! It actually EXISTED prior!

Who else wants to see Mark take the power on the road?!

C'mon, boy! ENCORE!

You can even make it into a mash-up with Good Vibrations! Just saying!

LOLz!

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Listen To This: Boogie Nights!

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P.T. Anderson or Quentin Tarantino, listen up!

We've got a song for your next movie!

Check out the trashy/funky/sexy Kids Of 88 remix of OMFG by Deluka (above)!

All the hipsters throw your hands in the air!

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