Couple Caught Pleasuring Themselves In Theater! How They Reacted Once Confronted Adds Insult To Injury!
We do not give this a standing ovation.
As most of us know, tickets to Book of Mormon do not run cheap. Last time we checked, if you wanted a ticket, you'd basically have to take out a second mortgage. Or sell your firstborn. One of the two.
Knowing this, it makes us especially annoyed to hear that a couple would take this precious time at the theater to fingerbang and over-the-pants-hand-job each other like there was no tomorrow, or even an intermission!
A stunning and hilarious musical production be damned, they HAD to ejaculate then and there!
That's right, according to a recently posted anonymous story featured in a column in a Seattle newspaper, one such theatergoer alleged that his seat neighbors got handsy: