
Womp, womp!
Believe it or not, nobody really cares about Arnold Schwarzenegger's memoir, Totall Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story.
Despite all of the juicy details about his sex life with his former maid and Brigitte Nielsen, only 21,000 copies were sold in the first week.
Why don't people care? We have a few theories.
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This looks like this could be a fun read!
Check out the new book from Jersey Shore's JWoww, called The Rules According to JWoww (above), which will reportedly offer "a new spin on the dos and don'ts of dating" and "empowering advice for a new generation of self-assured young women."
Nice! We can get behind that!
Let's hope it does better than The Situation's disastrous attempt at the written word - at least as far as sales are concerned!
What do U think?? Would U be interested in reading JWoww's book??
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