The East Hampton Library’s Authors Night was going swimmingly. Authors sat at the meet and greet table, ready to talk to fans and discuss literature with the masses.
Then Gwyneth Paltrow showed up with Chris Martin and kids Moses and Apple and stole the show!
Apparently that didn't sit well with other authors there, especially Christina Oxenberg, as Gwyneth's presence disrupted her own experience of the evening — because she had to sit right next to Gwyn and her huge bodyguards! So she took it into her own hands to protest. It's just too bad it was in a really ineffective way!
Here's Christina's story, in her own words, of how she tried to exact revenge on the famous vegan and her crowd-drawing cookbook: