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Best. News. Ever.

Amy Poehler is writing a book, and you won't even have to be literate to enjoy it!!

It's true!! The HIGHlariously twisted star of Parks and Recreation plans to publish a non-linear, illustrated diary filled with all sorts of awesomeness!

In a statement, publisher It Books said:

Tags: amy poehler, books, bookz, fifty shades of grey, golden globe awards, it books, leslie knope, literacy, parks and recreation, tina fay

ZOMG!!!

The Ring! it's nearby — we can SENSE it!

Or maybe we're sensing Zac Efron, they both give us that tingling sensation in our pantaloons, it can be confusing!

Either way, we're tote-tacular excited for Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey!

If your imagination wasn't already engorged and ready to blow, ch-ch-check out the new seven minute preview of part one of the J.R.R. Tolkien adaptation (above)!

Lions, and tigers, and bears, Hobbits, and wizards, and dwarves, oh my!! It's foreplay for the soul!!

The movie premieres December 14, so call your travel agent and book a trip to Middle Earth today!

Tags: bookz, film flickers, jrr tolkien, middle earth, peter jackson, preview, the hobbit, the hobbit an unexpected journey, the ring, trailer, zac efron

And it smells like fish!

Or at least it used to, before Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent $40k converting the old fisherman's shack on the grounds of their French estate into a private love bungalow!

And, by "love," we of course mean seXXX — so dirty, raunch, nasty, wonderful, and hardcore that it would make Christian Grey blush like an embarrassed school girl who accidentally entered the boys' locker room!

Insiders say their shrine to the horizontal mambo has more toys than a preschool!

Even better? The building is completely soundproof!

Now the Snatch star can play a hot game of Tomb Raider with his wife and turn the volume all the way up!!

The source explained in more detail:

Tags: 50 shades of grey, angelina jolie, bdsm, bookz, brad pitt, brangelina, el james, france, love line, sex, sex shack, sex swing, sex toys, snatch, tomb raider

Ke$ha wrote a book! Color us surprised!

It's not that we thought the We R Who We R and TiK ToK singer couldn't spell, it's that… okay, honestly, that was part of it!

My Crazy Beautiful Life is an illustrated account of the 25 year-old El Lay native's life up until now!

The James Van Der Beek slayer is totes stoked to share her story! She revealed:

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E.L. James can sleep soundly tonight!! Or as soundly as one could ever sleep atop bricks of gold bars, LOLz!!

50 Shades of Grey found a screenwriter!! Her name is Kelly Marcel!

Is Kelly the mastermind behind 9 1/2 Weeks?? Does she have experience writing Penthouse Letters?

Nope!

She wrote the upcoming nuanced Disney flick Saving Mr. Banks, starring Tom Hanks, Colin Farrell, and Emma Thompson!

Whoa! Talk about putting lipstick on a pit bull!

That's like bringing French artist Edgar Degas to a dive bar and commissioning him to draw eXXXotic stick figures on the door of the bathroom stall!

Don't class up our favorite piece of smut-fiction too much, Mizz Marcel!! The people would storm the gates of your castle if you didn't give them copious amounts of ball-gags and anal beads!

Universal Pictures, E.L., and producer Mike De Luca picked her for a reason, though, and they aren't worried. Mike praised her in a recent statement:

“Kelly’s work demonstrates her flawless structural technique and passionate commitment to emotion, humor and depth of character.”

Speaking of taking Ana Steele deep, can we has cheezburger Matt Bomer as Christian Grey now??!!

[Image via Michael Carpenter/WENN.]

Tags: 50 shades of grey, adaptations, anastasia steele, bookz, christian grey, colin farrell, disney, el james, emma thompson, film flickers, kelly marcel, matt bomer, mike de luca, saving mr banks, tom hanks, universal, universal pictures

Whoa! This guy has weirder things coming out of his mouth than Jenna Jameson!

Actor and voiceover specialist Andy Serkis starred as Gollum in last decade's mega-successful Lord of the Rings trilogy and he's back in our lives once more!

Ch-ch-check it out as he reads an excerpt from J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit (above) and switches back into his creepy character!

How does his voice get to those weird places!? Our throat hurts just watching him!

Andy reprised his role for Peter Jackson's upcoming Hobbit film, look for him in theaters November 28!

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Brilliant! Absolutely bloody brilliant!

We want need Ryan Gosling to teach Emma Watson the ways of love, pain, sex, bondage, and, yes, anal beads!!

And we want demand to see it on the big screen!

And you know what? The perky Wallflower gal is open to the possibility!

She admitted this week at the London premiere of Perks of Being A Wallflower:

Tags: 50 shades of grey, anastasia steele, ball gags, bookz, casting, christian grey, development, emma watson, kinky, ryan gosling, the perks of being a wallflower