It's very difficult for us to adequately express the rickety ROLLER COASTER of feelings moving through our brain and heart at lightning speed, so we think we'll just rely on Adam Lambert's own Instagram sentiments to best articulate our ultimate reaction to this:
Yup… This happened
OH, and happen it did, friends. And what has happened can never un-happen.
So know, we ALL must live it.
On the American Idol runner-up's 31st birthday, he was gifted a shirtless, very uncomfortable-looking lapdance from none other than David Arquette!
Now before you begin to even question how the eff these two even know each other, let alone well enough to grind butts and peens together, it seems the Glambert moseyed on down to the Scream star's Bootsy Bellows nightclub to kick back and enjoy his second year of the decade that will be known as his 30s…and as you can see (above), it's safe to say the night got a
LOT little out of hand!
As for the father of Courteney Cox's children?
No regrets, or so it seems!
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