Whoa whoa whoa, Ryan!
You look a little rough!
Maybe you should slow your roll a little bit — because it doesn't look like that nightclub and all that partying has done you any good.
We mean, you basically stumbled into that waiting car!
We totally get it — you were trying to impress the ladies, but you didn't have to swim in booze!
Hope you got some rest, you look rooooough!
Ain't no party like a Lochte party! Ha!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]