When we say that the preview for next week's episode of Game of Thrones looks better than the premiere, we literally mean the preview itself, not the upcoming episode. That's how much of a boring let-down the premiere was!
Yeah yeah, we know! It might have broken records, and it might be setting up tone and all that jazz, but the writers have a TON of shizz to pull from, and their hands weren't tied making the first episode as sleepy as it was! We mean, SPOILERS, there was only one pair of boobs, no man-junk (except a severed nipple), and the only person offed was