This castle has come to suck your funds!
No, but seriously, you can buy Dracula's Transylvanian castle. Well, sorta. The castle from Bram Stoker's Dracula is apparently based on this historic Bran Castle, and Dracula is based loosely on Vlad the Impaler who was captured and imprisoned there for two months.
According to Mark Meyer of Herzfeld and Rubin, the law firm handling the sale, they're open to select offers: