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Bread Truck Crashes Into Truck Carrying Deli Meat… Sandwiches, Anyone??

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This is the best thing since sliced bread!

While these sorts of stories normally end in tragedy, we're happy to say this particular accident has quite the slapstick spin.

Two trucks collided on a busy New Jersey highway Friday morning in the middle of rush hour commute, but it's what they were carrying when they crashed that's making news around the world.

Related: Semi Truck Spills Out 14 MILLION Bees!

The trucks, which ran into each other on Interstate 287 near Piscataway, New Jersey at about 6:00 a.m. local time, spilled out all their contents on the highway, causing backups for miles.

And as random as it seems, one truck was carrying bread, while the other spilled out all of its deli meats.

Seriously… A bread truck just ran into a deli meat truck!

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Oprah Winfrey Gets Paid $13.8 MILLION For Tweeting About How You Can Lose Weight Eating Bread! But Does It Work???

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When the Queen of the world tells you she loves bread, you listen.

Oprah Winfrey kicked off her year as the spokeswoman for Weight Watchers, and now about a month later she's ready to update on her progress.

We already saw her New Year's Eve commercial for the weight loss plan, but now she's back with another PSA: You can eat bread and still lose weight on the diet!

Related: Everything We Know About Oprah's New Autobiography

The OWN chairwoman took over Twitter on Tuesday with a carbo-loaded tweet, saying:

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Olive Garden Is Offering 7 Weeks Of Unlimited Pasta And Bread For 1,000 Lucky Customers!

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Olive Garden is giving 1,000 customers more pasta and bread than they can handle!

Have you ever been enjoying a nice plate of pasta with a basket of bread at Olive Garden and though to youself, "I wish this would last FOREVER!"??

Well lucky for you, your dream is FINALLY about to become a reality!

OK, so "forever" might be a bit of an exageration. But the Italian joint will be offering a Never Ending Pasta Pass for 1,000 carb-lovin' customers!

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Celeb Food Guru Alton Brown's GRILLED Grilled Cheese Sounds Like The Greatest Food EVER!

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When a normal person makes a grilled cheese sandwich, they're doing it wrong.

We're not saying your mom's special grilled cheese isn't delicious and amazing and done just how you like it.

It's just, technically you've been eating a "griddled sandwich containing some melted cheese."

But don't worry! Alton Brown, master food wizard and star of the amazing former show Good Eats, is here to save your sandwich!

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Subway Removing Shoe & Yoga Mat Chemical From Their Bread! Why Was It There To Begin With??

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This is FAB news!

We sometimes wonder how companies even decide to put half the chemicals they do into their products. Who is the first one to try it? Why would you even try it??

It's all in the name of saving money, of course!

Well the good news is that Subway has decided to REMOVE

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Vagina Toasters Are REAL!! Find Out How To Warm You Up Something Yeasty Today!

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Finally! A vagina that tastes better when it's dry!

From the people who brought you, presumably, other totally creepy edible items comes The Vagina Toaster!

We know what you're probably thinking, but stop right there!

This freaky new kitchen appliance from Burnt Impressions does NOT cook pre-existing vaginas — that would be weird and, likely, dangerous. No, the Vagina Toaster cooks vagina-shaped patterns into pre-existing slices of bread!

Phew!! That sounds way more delicious!!

The concept isn't entirely new, as you've probably seen Hello Kitty toasters before, but this is by far the craziest toast we've ever seen!

This is art! This is life! This is, well, this is probably a clear indicator that even toaster engineers are prone to Oedipal complexes!

But there is still one question on everyone's mind:

What does vaginal toast taste like?

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Olivier Martinez Needs Baguette Rehab, We're Afraid! Can't Go A Day Without Buying Bread!

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Olivier Martinez needs a baguette intervention!

Oui oui!

In a sad tasty turn of events, it really does seem like Olivier Martinez has officially become addicted to baguettes!

LOLz!

Seriously, it's like wherever we look he's leaving a store with a giant, crusty, delicious baguette (above and below)!

Some seem to think it's could be cravings from his super preggers wife, Halle Berry. We know the truth, though: his addiction can't be hidden anymore! He totally drives somewhere nice and quiet, breaks open the tub of butter, and downs two feet of yummy baked bread!

Okay so he probably doesn't actually do that, but who has to buy a new baguette every time they're out??

Maybe he used one of them to make home-made croutons! Or maybe it's just a mandatory habit for the French!

[Images via Ramey Pix/WENN.]

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