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Olive Garden Is Offering 7 Weeks Of Unlimited Pasta And Bread For 1,000 Lucky Customers!

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Olive Garden is giving 1,000 customers more pasta and bread than they can handle!

Have you ever been enjoying a nice plate of pasta with a basket of bread at Olive Garden and though to youself, "I wish this would last FOREVER!"??

Well lucky for you, your dream is FINALLY about to become a reality!

OK, so "forever" might be a bit of an exageration. But the Italian joint will be offering a Never Ending Pasta Pass for 1,000 carb-lovin' customers!

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Celeb Food Guru Alton Brown's GRILLED Grilled Cheese Sounds Like The Greatest Food EVER!

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When a normal person makes a grilled cheese sandwich, they're doing it wrong.

We're not saying your mom's special grilled cheese isn't delicious and amazing and done just how you like it.

It's just, technically you've been eating a "griddled sandwich containing some melted cheese."

But don't worry! Alton Brown, master food wizard and star of the amazing former show Good Eats, is here to save your sandwich!

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Subway Removing Shoe & Yoga Mat Chemical From Their Bread! Why Was It There To Begin With??

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This is FAB news!

We sometimes wonder how companies even decide to put half the chemicals they do into their products. Who is the first one to try it? Why would you even try it??

It's all in the name of saving money, of course!

Well the good news is that Subway has decided to REMOVE

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Vagina Toasters Are REAL!! Find Out How To Warm You Up Something Yeasty Today!

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Finally! A vagina that tastes better when it's dry!

From the people who brought you, presumably, other totally creepy edible items comes The Vagina Toaster!

We know what you're probably thinking, but stop right there!

This freaky new kitchen appliance from Burnt Impressions does NOT cook pre-existing vaginas — that would be weird and, likely, dangerous. No, the Vagina Toaster cooks vagina-shaped patterns into pre-existing slices of bread!

Phew!! That sounds way more delicious!!

The concept isn't entirely new, as you've probably seen Hello Kitty toasters before, but this is by far the craziest toast we've ever seen!

This is art! This is life! This is, well, this is probably a clear indicator that even toaster engineers are prone to Oedipal complexes!

But there is still one question on everyone's mind:

What does vaginal toast taste like?

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Olivier Martinez Needs Baguette Rehab, We're Afraid! Can't Go A Day Without Buying Bread!

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Olivier Martinez needs a baguette intervention!

Oui oui!

In a sad tasty turn of events, it really does seem like Olivier Martinez has officially become addicted to baguettes!

LOLz!

Seriously, it's like wherever we look he's leaving a store with a giant, crusty, delicious baguette (above and below)!

Some seem to think it's could be cravings from his super preggers wife, Halle Berry. We know the truth, though: his addiction can't be hidden anymore! He totally drives somewhere nice and quiet, breaks open the tub of butter, and downs two feet of yummy baked bread!

Okay so he probably doesn't actually do that, but who has to buy a new baguette every time they're out??

Maybe he used one of them to make home-made croutons! Or maybe it's just a mandatory habit for the French!

[Images via Ramey Pix/WENN.]

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New Bread Technology Can Keep Bread Fresh For 60 Days!

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If you're anything like us, you're probably sick and tired of your bread turning into a moldy mess only a few days after you buy it.

And if you think putting your loaf in the fridge extends the life of your bread, then you're gonna love the new technology MicroZap — as it's supposed to zap your baked roll into survival mode for 60 days!!

According to the company's CEO and Director Don Stull:

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Is 2013 The Year Of The Bun??

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There are people who literally track and forecast hamburger trends.

We couldn't make this stuff up.

Last year's forecast is similar to this year's… rising cost of burgers and an expansion of chicken based burger items.

This will mainly continue into 2013 because of the drought so expect prices to rise and chicken to become more prevalent.

So when it comes to burger joints trying to distract consumers from rising prices, what will they have left to promote??

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