Florida resident Gregory Matthew Bruni — and you know it's bad when you see all three names! — climbed onto a family's roof and broke into their home — all while COMPLETELY naked!
But he wasn't delivering gifts for all the nice girls and boys! The buck naked burglar ripped their TV off the wall… and that was just the beginning!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to hear the rest of the escapades of the nude intruder! And be thankful you don't have to see it!
When they finally threatened the lunatic with a shotgun, he started masturbating! Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase held at gunpoint!
Something tells us they would rather he had just stolen the TV!