Just like the skin on your over-sized tittays, our sympathy only stretches so thin, bb!
The Real Heidi Doll finally realized what a complete monstrosity she has made herself, and is bitching every chance she can get about how much she regrets her ridiculous ELECTIVE plastic surgery procedures.
"My boobs are crushing me. They are totally too big and it's impossible to work out - they get in the way when I try to exercise. I have to wear two sports bras to run! It's heartbreaking. I can't live an everyday life. I can't hug my dogs anymore. Especially with my face in the condition it's in, I can't get up close or kiss them. Of they were to hit my nose I wouldn't be able to get it fixed again! I have to be really careful. I feel like a porcelain doll. I see so many things that I want to wear and can't I definitely didn't think about that part when I signed up for the surgery."
How tragic and devastating!
Except for the tiny little reality THAT SHE DID THIS TO HERSELF!
Whatevs. Soon she'll have them reduced and can whine about how painful the recovery is and blah blah blah!
We just think it's so tragic that she's willing to put her body through so much just for press.
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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