Charlie Sheen had quite a kiki with Jay Leno last night and you won't believe the cray that crawled out from his corn hole!
He starts us off with a scandalous story involving a Martin Sheen — a.k.a. President Bartlet, a.k.a. his pops — credit card and some Sin City hookers!!
Then he explains exactly what it would take to get him on the American Idol judge's panel this season!
You especially need to ch-ch-check out the interview (above) to find out what made Chuck finally deactivate his Twitter account!!
Sadly, he never specifies which phone carrier he used while tweeting from the depths of Bree Olson's vaginal cavity!
We know Sprint doesn't have 4G coverage that comprehensive!!
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Oh Charlie, forever a charmer!
Charlie Sheen may have gone all cold turkey on Twitter, but porn superstar and Charlie's ex lover-lass Bree Olson has revealed that the tiger blood enthusiast used to tweet during their sexual escapades!
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Charlie Sheen's ex, Bree Olson, having recently retired from the business of showcasing her sexual empowerment, is sounding off on the money-making ways of the street beggars.
We guess the former goddess was asked for spare change at the wrong time because she went OFF on Twitter:
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Good for her!
Bree Olson, one of Charlie Sheen's former goddesses, says she's retiring from porn… FOR GOOD!
She's "moved on" from The MaSheen AND starring in such classics as Big Wet Asses 10 and is now taking acting classes to go "mainstream."
After taking a break from the porn biz for over a year, she says that "That part of my life is over," and is looking to become an actress.
Good luck with that, sweetheart. Distancing yourself from Charlie Sheen was definitely your first good move and now trying to do something better with your life is your second good move. Keep trying and reach for the stars!
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Charlie Sheen lays it all out on the table for Jay Leno.
He admits he was out of control, insists tiger's blood was just a metaphor, and says he "would have fired [his] ass too!"
He continues, telling Jay how he felt from point A to now, and what's coming in the future…
We have to hand it to ya, Charlie! It takes a lot to admit your mistakes and strive for a better future. Good for you! Can't wait to check out Anger Management.
Watch the video above to get the full interview!
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