Okay, Robert Pattinson, you really don't have to prove you're more Jay Gatsby than Leonardo DiCaprio.
You're not in competition!
Sure, it's one thing to throw an AH-Mazing party with a Great Gatsby theme, but it's another to start taking on Gatsby's characteristics.
We can only hope that R-Patz snaps out of this because surely he can't be that hard up for friends…
…after all, he could just call us!
But whatever is going on with our little Twilight luvah, it seems he is feeling pretty lonely in El Lay which could be because Kristen Stewart isn't officially by his side anymore or maybe because Katy Perry is still in love with John Mayer or MAYBE it's because no one wants to sit in El Lay traffic to see him!
Todd Michael Schultz attended Rob's Gatsby party this weekend and revealed the sad truth:
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