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Chris Pine played a spaceship captain without ever leaving Earth!

Alexander Skarsgard plays a bloodsucking fiend even though he only eats those tasty Swedish meatballs they sell at Ikea.

Ryan Gosling played an an anti-social getaway driver and he doesn't even know how to drive stick!

We fabricated that last example, but you get our point!!

Actors — even the pretty ones — are skilled at pretending to be someone they are not!

Nevertheless, Bret Easton Ellis maintains his wacky position that Matt Bomer assuming the role of Christian Grey is "ludicrous."

Let's look at some of his recent Twitter vomit:

Tags: alexander skarsgard, bret easton ellis, chris pine, christian grey, fifty shades of grey, gay gay gay, matt bomer, ryan gosling, the rules of attraction, twitter

Sad news bears!!

We thought American Psycho author and The Canyons screenwriter was truly capable of probing into the psyche of a sexually depraved business tycoon!

Alas, the only E.L. James script Bret Easton Ellis might be adapting any time soon is 50 Shades Of Bitter Disappointment!

He shared the triple-sucky story on Twitter:

Tags: american psycho, bookz, bret easton ellis, el james, fifty shades of grey, film flickers, matt bomer, the canyon, twitter

Say whaaaaaat?

Jesse Tyler Ferguson is an HIGHlarious actor and an integral part of one of TV's best sitcoms, but comparing him to Matt Bomer is like comparing apples to oranges… you know, if the orange was way seksier and studlier than the apple. (No offense, JTF. We think you're handsome too!)

Most agree Bomer is an ideal candidate to play Christian Grey in any forthcoming 50 Shades film adaptations.

Bret Easton Ellis begs to differ.

Via Twitter he said:

Tags: bret easton ellis, christian grey, fifty shades of grey, jesse tyler ferguson, magic mike, matt bomer, twitter, yummy yummy screw

Wow! She's made more movies in one summer than she has in years!

That's right, Lindsay Lohan has completed work on her Lifetime Elizabeth Taylor bio-pic, and as of this weekend, wrapped production on her new El Lay sex thriller, The Canyons, written by Bret Easton Ellis and co-starring porn star James Deen!

According to the actress' rep

Tags: bret easton ellis, co-star, director, james deen, lifetime, liz and dick, paul schrader, production, sex thriller, steve honig, the canyons, wrapped, writer

It's only a week into production of The Canyons, and apparently, Lindsay Lohan hasn't effed it up so far!

The actress is appearing alongside porn star James Deen in the Bret Easton Ellis-filmed project, and despite her penchant for crashing cars and/or causing general mayhem on-set, director Paul Schrader has taken to Facebook to sing her praises!

He writes:

Tags: bret easton ellis, characterization, director, james deen, lindsay lohan, paul schrader, production, the canyons, update

Aww look at Lilo in such sweet, post-coital slumber!

And it must have been quite the night to elicit feverish dreams with Porn Prince James Deen f*cking you into a coma!

Lindsay Lohan and James Deen were snapped sharing a pretend morning after on the set of Bret Easton Ellis' contemporary, El Lay-centric film noir The Canyons (above)!

Lilo also alluded to the film's super-sexual nature by posting a twit-pic of utensils getting all UP in each other's cavities, along with the caption:

#TheCanyons -its interesting to orchestrate a sex scene w/forks & spoons @jamesdeen @breteastonellis yfrog.com/mo422sj

— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) July 11, 2012

Ha!!! Aww baby Linds! Did Bret and James have to teach you about those naughty birds and beastly bees using silverware?

Well, if anyone is to pontificate about the literal ins and outs of a good f*ck fork, it might as well be Deen with the perfect peen!

[Images via Facebook & Twitter.]

Tags: bret easton ellis, el lay, facebook, film, james deen, lindsay lohan, sex, the canyons, tweet, twitter

It's never been easier to get into the trailer-cutting biz, folks!

Just watch the official trailer to The Canyons to see why (above).

While Joey Fantastico's breathtaking footage serves as a valentine to the city of angels, we're wondering something here…

WHERE'S LINDSAY LOHAN!?!

She and porn star James Deen lead in this "contemporary L.A. noir," yet she's nowhere to be found.

Instead, we're captivated by b-roll of El Lay sights and reminded of The Hills. Though to be fair, whoever was in charge of releasing the trailer added this in the description:

Tags: b roll, bret easton ellis, james deen, johnny depp, la noir, lindsay lohan, los angeles, los angeles scenery, official trailer, paul schrader, porn star, the canyons, the hills, trailer, video