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Bret Easton Ellis Used Twitter To Buy Cocaine?!

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Ruh-roh!

We've all accidentally posted "Zac Efron's protruding pants trumpet" as a Facebook status update when we thought we were doing a Google image search, but sticky mistakes like those are usually rectified quickly!

It's been EIGHT hours since Bret Easton Ellis seemingly tried to order a couple kilos of Colombian Marching Powder through Twitter and he still hasn't deleted the message!!

Last night, after ranting about his early picks for the Oscars, the 48-year-old novelist said:

WOWZERS!!

Did the dude invite his 360k followers over for a pizza party and forget to stock up on soft drinks?

Or did he think he was sending a direct message to his drug dealer while accidentally broadcasting an order for cocaine?!

He did write

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Liz & Dick Praise From Bret Easton Ellis!

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Bret Easton Ellis wants everyone to know that they've been unnecessarily harsh in their negative reviews of Liz & Dick, and we're sure it has nothing to do with Lindsay's involvement in his upcoming flick The Canyons.

We're just sure of it! LOLz!

Business linkings aside, we actually kinda agree with Bret here, who had this to say about Lindsay's return to acting:

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Lindsay Lohan Goes Retro! NEW '50s-Inspired Trailer For The Canyons Has Arrived! Watch HERE!

Remember when we saw the last preview for The Canyons, and said that it MAY actually be good enough to get its star Lindsay Lohan and her career back on track?

Well, we probably should have waited on making THAT judgment call until we heard some of the flick's actual DIALOGUE!

A SECOND theatrical trailer for the Bret Easton Ellis-penned film starring porn star James Deen and the troubled starlet has just dropped, and while it's supposed to be in the style of a '50s melodrama - much like its predecessor's take on '70s thriller - that's no excuse for some of the LAUGHABLE acting going on in the actual footage!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

Seriously?! WOW.

We hate to say it, but it MAY be best for someone to stick to his porn career, because given the emotional range of some of what he was delivering, we were half expecting him to whip his junk out at any moment!

And worse yet, LiLo doesn't fare any better!

Yeesh!

What do U think?? Does this one have the potential to be so bad it's good??

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Lindsay Lohan Skips Work And Her Boss Sends Christian Bale To Murder Her?!

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Well this is a new one!

Lindsay Lohan is MIA after no-showing at work yesterday — that part isn't new — and her boss the screenwriter called her out on Twitter and… sent a fictional hitman after her!

LiLo was supposed to be in studios re-recording lines of dialogue she mumbled while filming the The Canyons, but that never happened!

Writer Bret Easton Ellis, the dude who desperately wanted to write 50 Shades of Grey and did write American Psycho, tweeted:

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50 Shades Screenwriter: Bret Easton Ellis Is Pissed!

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Oh deary dear!

Not so surprisingly, iconic American writer Bret Easton Ellis, the man who has been promoting himself via Twitter as the perfect candidate to adapt Fifty Shades of Grey into a screenplay, AND who has been very vocal about the film's potential cast, is NOT super psyched that Terra Nova executive producer Kelly Marcel got the job.

In fact, he's SO offended by the decision, Mr. Ellis tweeted his frustration, blasting:

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Shocker! Bret Easton Ellis Has Something To Say About Paris Hilton's Controversial Gay Comments!

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Given his penchant for controversial remarks regarding homosexuality, we're just frankly surprised it took him this long to speak up!

But yes, author Bret Easton Ellis has used his Twitter to refer to Glee as a giant puddle of HIV, swore that Matthew Bomer cannot act straight enough to portray a character like Christian Grey in 50 Shades, and now, is defending Paris Hilton against the remarks she made regarding promiscuous gay men having unprotected sex with others via Grindr!

He wrote:

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Eva Longoria's Bare-Naked Assets On Full Display In SeXXXy Hotel Room Photo!

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Harry Cohn, founder of Columbia Pictures once said:

“If you must get in trouble, do it at the Chateau Marmont.”

Now those are words to live by!

We wouldn't say Eva Longoria got herself into any trouble, per se, but she's certainly got herself out of all of her clothes!!

Asleep at the Chateau is photographer Jork Weismann's beautiful glimpse into the quiet, softer side of notorious WeHo landmark, Chateau Marmont.

The historic hotel celebrity stomping ground is infamous for its scandalous underbelly where A-listers can can live out outrageous fantasies they want in relative anonymity. In his photo-book, Jork digs

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