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Eva Longoria's Bare-Naked Assets On Full Display In SeXXXy Hotel Room Photo!

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Harry Cohn, founder of Columbia Pictures once said:

“If you must get in trouble, do it at the Chateau Marmont.”

Now those are words to live by!

We wouldn't say Eva Longoria got herself into any trouble, per se, but she's certainly got herself out of all of her clothes!!

Asleep at the Chateau is photographer Jork Weismann's beautiful glimpse into the quiet, softer side of notorious WeHo landmark, Chateau Marmont.

The historic hotel celebrity stomping ground is infamous for its scandalous underbelly where A-listers can can live out outrageous fantasies they want in relative anonymity. In his photo-book, Jork digs

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HUGE Industry Names Attached To CW's New Series Copeland Prep

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Raise your hands if you've seen the first Twilight.

Or Gossip Girl.

Or know who Bret Easton Ellis is.

Well, all three of those creators slash directors slash writers are joining together to create one ultra super mega project for the CW network.

And we're giggling to ourselves just thinking about it.

The high-concept drama is called Copeland Prep, set at the premiere

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Bret Easton Ellis & His 50 Tweets Of Boring, Subtle Discrimination


Chris Pine played a spaceship captain without ever leaving Earth!

Alexander Skarsgard plays a bloodsucking fiend even though he only eats those tasty Swedish meatballs they sell at Ikea.

Ryan Gosling played an an anti-social getaway driver and he doesn't even know how to drive stick!

We fabricated that last example, but you get our point!!

Actors — even the pretty ones — are skilled at pretending to be someone they are not!

Nevertheless, Bret Easton Ellis maintains his wacky position that Matt Bomer assuming the role of Christian Grey is "ludicrous."

Let's look at some of his recent Twitter vomit:

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Handcuffed And Ball-Gagged, Bret Easton Ellis Shatters Our 50 Shades Dreams

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Sad news bears!!

We thought American Psycho author and The Canyons screenwriter was truly capable of probing into the psyche of a sexually depraved business tycoon!

Alas, the only E.L. James script Bret Easton Ellis might be adapting any time soon is 50 Shades Of Bitter Disappointment!

He shared the triple-sucky story on Twitter:

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Bret Easton Ellis Reduces Matt Bomer To… That Guy From Modern Family

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Say whaaaaaat?

Jesse Tyler Ferguson is an HIGHlarious actor and an integral part of one of TV's best sitcoms, but comparing him to Matt Bomer is like comparing apples to oranges… you know, if the orange was way seksier and studlier than the apple. (No offense, JTF. We think you're handsome too!)

Most agree Bomer is an ideal candidate to play Christian Grey in any forthcoming 50 Shades film adaptations.

Bret Easton Ellis begs to differ.

Via Twitter he said:

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That's A Wrap! Lindsay Lohan Says Good-bye To The Canyons!

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Wow! She's made more movies in one summer than she has in years!

That's right, Lindsay Lohan has completed work on her Lifetime Elizabeth Taylor bio-pic, and as of this weekend, wrapped production on her new El Lay sex thriller, The Canyons, written by Bret Easton Ellis and co-starring porn star James Deen!

According to the actress' rep

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The Canyons Director Praises Lindsay Lohan A Week Into Production!

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It's only a week into production of The Canyons, and apparently, Lindsay Lohan hasn't effed it up so far!

The actress is appearing alongside porn star James Deen in the Bret Easton Ellis-filmed project, and despite her penchant for crashing cars and/or causing general mayhem on-set, director Paul Schrader has taken to Facebook to sing her praises!

He writes:

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