For the proud Scots who go commando under their kilt, the Scottish Tartans Authority wants you to stop.
The STA's director Brian Wilton calls the act of freeballing both childish and unhygienic, adding:
"The idea that you are not a real Scot unless you are bare under your kilt should be thrown into the same wastepaper basket as the idea that you are not a real Scot unless you put salt on your porridge."
Devout panty wearer and Scottish politician Jamie McGrigor is also anti-commando:
"I have normally worn underwear with my kilt. In the West Highlands, midges can mount alarming and unexpected attacks on so-called true Scotsmen."
We can only imagine how awesomely frightening that sight would be.
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