Wait… who told Britney Spears she needed to get a day job?!
She definitely does NOT need to go around waitressing!
LOLz!! We kid, we kid!!
Brit-Brit suited up as a waitress at the posh London hotel The Savoy to serve high tea to an unsuspecting super-fan, 27-year-old James Colburn, for the British show Surprise Surprise!
The pop princess adorably (and nervously) asked a veteran waiter for tips before heading out to bring the fan some tea and scones!
We love James' huge gasp at the end when he sees it's her!
Ch-ch-check out Brit's adorable serving ways (above) in the teaser for tonight's show!!!!
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We wish we could say that Britney Spears was just LOOKING smokin' in Malibu, but unfortunately, today is not one of those days.
She's literally smoking cigarettes with friends while on a patio overlooking the beach. It breaks our hearts!
It's usually a bummer when we see celebs making the awful decision to put themselves at major risk for cancer and to seemingly not care about it (in addition to smoke smelling awful), but for some reason it hits a little harder when we see Queen Brit Brit doing it! It's probably because she's usually flawless in our eyes — and seeing past that is an awfully hard thing to do!
Still, she could quit RIGHT NOW and we'd probably forgive her! LOLz!
We hope she would — for her health's sake!
[Image via National Photo Group.]
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In case you haven't seen the pics yet (where have you been hiding??), Britney Spears is now a brunette!
A beautiful bombshell, that is, with long silky chocolate locks!
So, how did BritBrit go from blonde to brunette?
Well, her colorist Brittany Hunter explains all the deets on how Britney turned into Brunetteney!
According to Hunter, Brit has been wanting to make the change for "about a month", adding:
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…Duh — it was Britney, bitch!
Eve recently suggested Britney Spears did NOT in fact sing on Scream & Shout, but her reps put those rumors to bed today when they released a statement.
Read the Holy Spearit's response to Eve's totes nasty allegations about the extent of her collaboration with will.i.am, and let us blow your mind!!
Her peeps said:
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Mischa Barton sure looked spiffy at the BritWeek launch party on Tuesday night.
The High Flying Bird arrived at a private residence in El Lay dressed in a sequin Vivenne Westwood dress and gold Christian Louboutin heels.
Miz Barton finished off her very British look with a Vivienne Westwood orb necklace and matching purse.
Very nice Mischa!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
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Not only did the Judge decide that Britney didn't have to deposed in the Brand Sense lawsuit over a fragrance, but now the Judge has blocked the effort to get her medical records in a bid to prove that she COULD testify:
The pop star is still under court-ordered conservatorship after a bout of erratic behavior in 2008. Her father and attorneys control her personal and financial affairs.
Because of the conservatorship, she will not be required to give a deposition in the lawsuit from the company Brand Sense, which claims it helped negotiate a perfume deal for Spears but was cut out of the profits.
Brand Sense wanted to see medical records proving Spears couldn't testify. But Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Reva Goetz ruled Tuesday that Brand Sense Partners has no standing to see medical records.
Hey Brand Sense: Whomp whomp!
That's what we have to say! Let Britney get back to music!
[Image via WENN.]
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This is actually a pretty sad thought.
During a recent interview, Moby opened up about Britney Spears, and had the following to say about her:
"…Britney's actually kind of like a broken-down shell of a human being, that's what makes her so endearing and compelling. She was lovely, but really broken. Like, Blanche Dubois-style broken."
Certainly not the sweetest thing in the world to say, although it doesn't seem like Moby meant to say this with malice.
Then again, whatever his intentions were, this is a pretty intense thing to say about a person, and we could DEF see where Brit would be hurt by his words.
What do U think about Moby's comments?
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